r3gulator3
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More like Mathlete
Hockey (the real sport) 2019-2020
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Electric Chicken
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I no haz can math.More like Mathlete
baseball is among the best sleep aids there is, and for free, and is totally safe to use, time after time, after time..although, too much baseball napping, can be habit forming, tell your doctor before changing napping regimens......And even you admit you nap better with baseball.
dwarf throwing is not an athletic sport for you, but for the bigger guys tossing you....
Duck
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My phone does 4G just sitting still.
r3gulator3
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The stars are usually a fairly solid team as well.
Mike
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Star player back when I was watching was Mike Modano. That's how long it has been, LOL
r3gulator3
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I remember when ROI was their goalie. Lol that was like 2003ish I never kept up on the stars roster. But Roi was significant because he was an African American goal tender.
But Mike Madano was first draft pick for the 88 draft year and he played for the stars in Minnesota till 93 when the team moves to Dallas and played for the stars until 2010 then did one year in his hometown with the redwings and retired. He was put in the hockey hall of fame in 2014. He had some very impressive career numbers.
r3gulator3
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Sooo it’s not so far fetched for someone to remember Mike Madano. Lol
r3gulator3
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Watching the San Jose/Vegas game last night when one of the announcers says “this place is packed for an opening season game. Every seat is filled like it’s a playoff game. Vegas is such a hockey town unlike Toronto.”
I died laughing at that point.
I died laughing at that point.
Hanover Fist
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MMA is my main sport, but hockey is right up there...I'm still working on perfecting my combination of the two 
r3gulator3
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Ok I do like MMA actually had a cousin who was semi-pro for a while. But MMA doesn’t really have a season it’s just fights whenever they schedule it. But I agree that’s a friggin sport.MMA is my main sport, but hockey is right up there...I'm still working on perfecting my combination of the two
quillcom
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@Hanover Fist
@r3gulator3
Or anyone else. Riddle me this:
What's the difference between the MMA and Hockey?
r3gulator3
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MMA is two guys in cage on a rubber mat fighting with any martial arts style until one taps out, or is knocked out. Typically 3 rounds then goes to judges decision.
Hockey is dudes with pad and helmets on ice trying to hit a vulcanized rubber disk into a 6ft wide net at the opposite end of the rink while defending their own goal. When they have a disagreement they settle it like men with a good old fashioned fist fight. Then the refs put em in the cooler for a few minutes. It runs 3 20 minute periods with an intermission between each one.
quillcom
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A pedestrian answer. And it was a riddle and you gave me a straight up answer
.The only difference is............
One takes their gloves off when the fighting starts.
The other puts their gloves on before the fighting starts
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Electric Chicken
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And they're all damn near naked so it's totallyA pedestrian answer. And it was a riddle and you gave me a straight up answer
The only difference is............
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One takes their gloves off when the fighting starts.
The other puts their gloves on before the fighting starts
r3gulator3
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And they're all damn near naked so it's totally
Boxing is the gayest sport. Two men in satin shorts fighting for a purse.
Electric Chicken
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MMA - two men in shorts crawling all over each other.
Electric Chicken
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NFL - men in tights slapping each others' asses, reaching between their legs.
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