Hey Doc......


Southern Fried

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I have a question. What izzit with you docs and needles? Seems like "I have a problem"..... "Oh we have a shot for that". Every time we turn around (quite literally ;)) you guys are sticking needles in us. The bigger the better. Now ya got needles with movie cameras in em.... or vacuum cleaners hooked to em. What's next? Ya'd think by now they'd have come up with sumpin that don't involve punching painful holes in us.

BTW, I'm asking even though I remember the little too much fun you was having while grossing out Rick and Corey.:leer:
 

I have a question. What izzit with you docs and needles? Seems like "I have a problem"..... "Oh we have a shot for that". Every time we turn around (quite literally ;)) you guys are sticking needles in us. The bigger the better. Now ya got needles with movie cameras in em.... or vacuum cleaners hooked to em. What's next? Ya'd think by now they'd have come up with sumpin that don't involve punching painful holes in us.

BTW, I'm asking even though I remember the little too much fun you was having while grossing out Rick and Corey.:leer:
haha!! We like getting into the body. Either by arteries, veins or orifices. We don't have creams for everything you know (although the testosterone gel took off nicely).
 
Science is amazing. They used to cut you open. Now they are all like oh, ya we can go through this hole, No need to make a new hole, And when you wake up they send you home to provide your own Jello or Ice cream. No Hospital ice cream for you. Next! LOL
 
Way back in the 60's we were playing outside after sunset. Remember how you use to fake being knocked out or something. One kid did so we put grass in is mouth. Normal thing for a 9 year old to do. Was going to put dirt in his eyes but they were up inside his head.

Long story short. Doctor Wheeler who lived in our neighborhood taught all of us how to give a shot into a piece of meat. I don't remember what was wrong with him but he had shots at home. They figured we could run like the wind and get back to him before anyone else could so he showed us how.
 
I would have loved that as a kid. all I had in the 70's was my big wheel.

WARNING: THREAD-JACK

Ya' know Doc, it's never too late to relive your childhood. Plus, if this catches on your business could see a significant increase. I'm sure after the ER patches 'em up they'll require some follow up treatments.

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