Your previous post reminded me of the lyrics I quoted. I thought it was amusing. It wasn't an opinion on anybody's life, mine or otherwise.
Have you ever been attacked before ?
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Your previous post reminded me of the lyrics I quoted. I thought it was amusing. It wasn't an opinion on anybody's life, mine or otherwise.
(((ME)))
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Don't take me serious I only jacking around here today!!!
Your previous post reminded me of the lyrics I quoted. I thought it was amusing. It wasn't an opinion on anybody's life, mine or otherwise.
Pullin2
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I was attacked by a seagull yesterday. The bas##rd wouldn't leave alone .... sooooo..... I threw him three cut up pieces of sausage THEN I threw him a dead cigar butt that LOOKED like a sausage end. Well , after he spit it out at 30 feet, he crapped on my arm - call it rectal retaliation maybe. Next time the sausages will have tabasco on them ! ...... and I'll have a rain suit on !
(((ME)))
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Your up early...Your down time must be over...and time for you to roll again. Animals can be jerks too you know.
No tell what that bird will do to the next human it encounters lol after it experience with you...lol
(((ME)))
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lol...the wonder of it all. Why in the devil did you go back I mean if that had been me I said keep the clothes and found some more to wear of off someone clothes lines. lol Never return to the scene of a disaster ya know!!!I was attacked by a mob of bikini-clad trucker groupies last night. It was a terrible struggle, but I managed to escape. I had to go back later, and retrieve my clothes.
Oh, the horror!
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
It would have required the advance of the next date with a laundromat, and them boys domiciled in Louisville apparently wear tents instead of clothes!
Pullin2
Active Member
That's my gig - put the pups together at 2100, do a round trip of about 360 miles, tear down the pups, stick 'em in the doors for 0400, and back to the house for 3 fingers of Hooch while catching up on the news and weather, then bed time.
Life is good !
As far as seagulls go around here, they're like mosquitoes !! Only louder and with bigger appetites !
I was told to go to Home Depot and get a large plastic owl to mount to my deck rail as a 'raptor deterrent' ....... they just landed on it and crapped on it !
(((ME)))
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Life is good except for the seagulls. Never have seen one and do not know one thing about them except that they land on your deck to crap. But if owls scare them off why not get a motion sensor one heck I do not even know if they make such a thing yet.
(((ME)))
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Puppy tents...I am wordless...lol
Pullin2
Active Member
Motion sensor owls ....... sounds like you've invented yourself a new job !!
......... and you've never seen a seagull ........ ???????????
Pullin2
Active Member
I don't know you that well ........ but I'm finding THAT hard to believe !! LOL !
(((ME)))
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I had no come back...He got the best of me and all I can do is laugh over it...lol
(((ME)))
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I not looking for a job...I was just suggesting this to you.
I not seen the ocean either..Yes I have seen seagulls in pictures and watch them on u tube videos.
No...I never seen a real live one. There a lot of things I not seen yet....that is what makes life
so much fun for me! Adventure is in the discovery.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Ya wanna get rid o' seagulls? Just call yer local military food procurement outfit, 'n tell 'em ya can nab all the fryin' chicken they need cheap! Tell 'em its cheap cuz they're a l'il undersized fer Walmart. Then go got a shotgun, 'n start procurin' some fryin' chickens!
... at least that stringy fried chicken we used ta get while we wuz in sure tasted fishy enuff ta be seagull!
... at least that stringy fried chicken we used ta get while we wuz in sure tasted fishy enuff ta be seagull!
There was a restaurant in a town near where I lived ten years ago that was shut down for selling seagull meat as chicken.Ya wanna get rid o' seagulls? Just call yer local military food procurement outfit, 'n tell 'em ya can nab all the fryin' chicken they need cheap! Tell 'em its cheap cuz they're a l'il undersized fer Walmart. Then go got a shotgun, 'n start procurin' some fryin' chickens!
... at least that stringy fried chicken we used ta get while we wuz in sure tasted fishy enuff ta be seagull!
It tasted fine to me..
(((ME)))
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One time when I lived in the fast lane of city life I was at a piggy wiggle store at the tomato produce. I had this large broad walk up to me and take the tomato I had in my hand and she said, this one is mine. I just said good think that there is a green worm coming out of it and she dropped it on the floor about that time. I of course lent that broad a helping hand and stepped on the tomato to kill off that worm but the tomato got smashed too. I paid for the ruined tomato too. Really was not any worm but I sure planned that thought in her head. Left a lasting impression too. lol
Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
I've seen & swam in 'em both.
Y'aint missing anything. Just water going to the horizon.
And the water is always cold too. Even in San Diego.
Pullin2
Active Member
Then you haven't swam in MY little piece of ocean. Right now the water temp off the coast is a balmy 74 F.
That's the best smell ...... smells like it's just about to go on the grill !
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