Everyone comes here looking for trucker toothpicks.

[Mike]

Seriously, what kind of people am I associating with here? Top 15 recent searches, three of them are trucker toothpick related.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Could it be these Dentals the Rawlins TA had in the "clearance" Bin for like 53 cents per bag..

I bought almost $5 spot worth ..

Last teeth cleaning at the dentist the "hygenist" said I ain't got abuncha Plaque or "Build Up...

That's a Bic Pen cap ..

Every day I scrape that across my teeth..

I am also very Adamant about 5 minutes rinses with LISTERINE in the Shower..

Basically I swish it around until I'm about 2 Puke but it's "Antiseptic"

 

[Mike]

Could it be these Dentals the Rawlins TA had in the "clearance" Bin for like 53 cents per bag..

I bought almost $5 spot worth ..

Last teeth cleaning at the dentist the "hygenist" said I ain't got abuncha Plaque or "Build Up...

That's a Bic Pen cap ..

Every day I scrape that across my teeth..

I am also very Adamant about 5 minutes rinses with LISTERINE in the Shower..

Basically I swish it around until I'm about 2 Puke but it's "Antiseptic"

This is exactly NOT what they are looking for.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Oh my Bic Pen cap..

Scrape this across your Teeth every day I "guarentee" your next "cleaning" be like WOW..

They show me Pictures of Jr Highschool kids already got half rotted teeth and whatever..

See that Yellow junk on end..

That was just "scrapping" my Teeth..

 

[389 Hood]

Maybe I'm lost here, but who soaks toothpicks? I can't stand something like that in my mouth.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Maybe I'm lost here, but who soaks toothpicks? I can't stand something like that in my mouth.

Look back I don't see where anybody mentioned a "soaking" of toothpicks

 

[389 Hood]

Seriously, what kind of people am I associating with here? Top 15 recent searches, three of them are trucker toothpick related.
View attachment 84233
View attachment 84234
View attachment 84235

 

[Mike]

Look in the search terms I posted. Do a Google search for each one that has the word toothpick in it.

 

[Sinister]

Maybe I'm lost here, but who soaks toothpicks? I can't stand something like that in my mouth.

Part of the bull hauler mythos is that they would soak toothpicks in Dr. BELLS Horse Medicine. Basically horse dope. Then drive and drive and drive and drive.

I don't know if it still happens as much as it used to. My dad said he tried it once and it was terribly bitter. The nasty taste alone would keep you awake for unnatural periods of time.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Look in the search terms I posted. Do a Google search for each one that has the word toothpick in it.

At the "Bar" used to soak toothpicks in Tabasco Sauce and bet like $5 bucks over it..

 

[Sinister]

Oh my Bic Pen cap..

Scrape this across your Teeth every day I "guarentee" your next "cleaning" be like WOW..

They show me Pictures of Jr Highschool kids already got half rotted teeth and whatever..

See that Yellow junk on end..

That was just "scrapping" my Teeth..

View attachment 84237

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[mndriver]

No clue what you are referencing…

Amazon product ASIN B004W35V50
Comes up as third in a google search….

that’s amateur placement. You’ll have to bump that up.

 

[BlackBart]

What the hell is wrong with you?

He just aint discovered paper clips yet

 

[GAnthony]

this is about the best toothpick you'll ever need.

i have several of them. and if i ever have a carpenter come over, his becomes missing.

 

[Rigjockey]

Truckers tooth picks are toothpicks soaked in substance to keep drivers awake, Some kind of amphetamine.
Those are from the days of way back and will probably get you popped on a drug test.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

What the hell is wrong with you?

If I could figure that out I would probably be able to solve the entire worlds problems.

Guess for right now I'll start with the man in the mirror and work my way up to bigger and better things

 

[Electric Chicken]

If I could figure that out I would probably be able to solve the entire worlds problems.

Guess for right now I'll start with the man in the mirror and work my way up to bigger and better things

Hate to tell you but it's all downhill from there.

 

[The Cabover Kid]

Hey @Mike thats pretty slick, advertisin toothpicks without actually advertisin.

How much ya gettin outta em?

 

[Duck]

Look in the search terms I posted. Do a Google search for each one that has the word toothpick in it.

One of the search queries is "ghost fleet trucks".

What is that?

 

[mndriver]

Truckers tooth picks are toothpicks soaked in substance to keep drivers awake, Some kind of amphetamine.
Those are from the days of way back and will probably get you popped on a drug test.

If B.E.L.L.’s pops you on a drug test, I’d seriously look at your supplier.