After laying around for 25 years looking to get these old bones in the seat

[Kurt_Cobain]

Hello truckers.

I need some advice on getting out and seeing the world.

At one time I had a great career in a band, but that came to a sudden end. Same old story wife bitching as she cleaned her shot...er as I cleaned my shotgun. Tired of drug use, sleeping with groupies, spending time on the road. She made a convincing argument, real mind blowing stuff. As it blew up I knew it was time to go our separate ways. Glad I did too. She really went off the rails.

But I digress.

As I have just lain around trying to collect my mind I figured this time of year may be opportune to try my hand at trucking.

Been years since I have taken anything so I should pass the drug screen so long as someone can pour the water down my throat. And I am just skin and... well not so much, but boney so no apnea issues. Exceedingly low blood pressure, and no hernia issues.

I can just sit for hours and hours and hours without moving and figure I am a good candidate for CR England"s CDL program.

Any advice on getting this old bag of bones on the way to a rewarding career is appreciated.

 

[r3gulator3]

Hello truckers.

I need some advice on getting out and seeing the world.

At one time I had a great career in a band, but that came to a sudden end. Same old story wife *****ing as she cleaned her shot...er as I cleaned my shotgun. Tired of drug use, sleeping with groupies, spending time on the road. She made a convincing argument, real mind blowing stuff. As it blew up I knew it was time to go our separate ways. Glad I did too. She really went off the rails.

But I digress.

As I have just lain around trying to collect my mind I figured this time of year may be opportune to try my hand at trucking.

Been years since I have taken anything so I should pass the drug screen so long as someone can pour the water down my throat. And I am just skin and... well not so much, but boney so no apnea issues. Exceedingly low blood pressure, and no hernia issues.

I can just sit for hours and hours and hours without moving and figure I am a good candidate for CR England"s CDL program.

Any advice on getting this old bag of bones on the way to a rewarding career is appreciated.

I dunno wether to laugh or cry at this. Jesus Christ!

 

[Sinister]

Hi Kurt GoBang!

 

[mndriver]

 

[ironpony]

If you're serious, and not trolling us, run away from CRE as fast as yer boney ass will take you. They are a total bottom feeder.

Do your research on training, there are much better options.

 

[Electric Chicken]

If you're serious, and not trolling us, run away from CRE as fast as yer boney ass will take you. They are a total bottom feeder.

Do your research on training, there are much better options.

There's absolutely nothing serious about that post.

 

[Sinister]

What was the last thing on Kurt Cobains mind?



The ceiling.

 

[Hammer166]

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The pill that cured Cobain's disease.

 

[(((ME)))]

How do you lay around for 25 years and do nothing. Then bingo decide to become a truck driver...And too boot think your going to see the world. Unreal.

 

[Electric Chicken]

How do you lay around for 25 years and do nothing. Then bingo decide to become a truck driver. Unreal.

 

[mndriver]

How do you lay around for 25 years and do nothing. Then bingo decide to become a truck driver...And too boot think your going to see the world. Unreal.

He's a rock star that blew his brains out with a shotgun

 

[Electric Chicken]

He's a rock star that blew his brains out with a shotgun

To clarify even further, he's PRETENDING to be a rock star that blew his brains out with a shotgun.

 

[(((ME)))]

He's a rock star that blew his brains out with a shotgun

Thanks you for the clarification.....I never took much interest in the Hollywood scene, movie stars, bands , rock stars, ect.

 

[r3gulator3]

What was the last thing on Kurt Cobains mind?



The ceiling.

I figured it would of been a #7 steel shot spread.

 

[mndriver]

How do you lay around for 25 years and do nothing. Then bingo decide to become a truck driver...And too boot think your going to see the world. Unreal.

Are you familiar with the 27 club?

 

[Sinister]

I figured it would of been a #7 steel shot spread.

Way to kill a joke.

 

[mndriver]

Way to kill a joke.

Ended with a bang....

 

[mndriver]

 

[r3gulator3]

Way to kill a joke.

Oh I’m pretty sure you killed it all ready.

 

[Sinister]

Oh I’m pretty sure you killed it all ready.

No mine was actually funny.