What makes the best trucker?

[Rigjockey]

Same as Georgia overdrive. Take the truck out of gear, and let it rip down the grade.

It has been a very long time since I done that. Kind of scary when it wobbles or you need to get it back in gear.

 

[GAnthony]

It has been a very long time since I done that. Kind of scary when it wobbles or you need to get it back in gear.

i once did it going down a speed bump in the Mall parking lot...

nearly made me pee my pants.......

 

[PapaDough]

Same as Georgia overdrive. Take the truck out of gear, and let it rip down the grade.

and if you can't get the truck back in gear and your brakes overheat then you get buried in a jewish cemetery with full honors, I suppose.........

 

[Duck]

I seen the title of this thread, then I figured the best way to answer it was to post a selfie.

then I laughed at myself for even considering it.

SELFIE TIME

 

[mndriver]

and the inside smells like theres been a load of squealing hogs in the cab?

Goats man.....


GOATS.......

 

[mndriver]

and if you can't get the truck back in gear and your brakes overheat then you get buried in a jewish cemetery with full honors, I suppose.........

Bunch of yer redneck friends be hanging around a pine box holdin' yer beer ....


"Yep... He definitely sent it......"

 

[ironpony]

and if you can't get the truck back in gear and your brakes overheat then you get buried in a jewish cemetery with full honors, I suppose.........

Assuming they can scrape enough of ya up ta bury...

 

[Humble pie]

SELFIE TIME

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Is that Coronado a glider?

 

[Shreck]

SELFIE TIME

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Huh,not at all what I had pictured.

 

[Duck]

Is that Coronado a glider?

I have no idea. I stole that picture out of the comments on a Twisted Truckers Facebook post a while back because that guy looks like such a retard it's funny.

And he kinda looks like @Tazz

 

[Humble pie]

I have no idea. I stole that picture out of the comments on a Twisted Truckers Facebook post a while back because that guy looks like such a retard

Lol! I was baiting you into confirmation before I went to town on you. Oh well... we’ll get cha next time

 

[Duck]

Lol! I was baiting you into confirmation before I went to town on you. Oh well... we’ll get cha next time

When you think about it though, whoever that guy is, he's a real person who really decided to get a mohawk at that age, and also thought that he looks cool enough to take a selfie and post it on Facebook.

 

[Humble pie]

When you think about it though, whoever that guy is, he's a real person who really decided to get a mohawk at that age, and also thought that he looks cool enough to take a selfie and post it on Facebook.

It amazes me at the life choices some people make. And those people most always have kids they are raising

 

[Duck]

It amazes me at the life choices some people make. And those people most always have kids they are raising

And that's exactly why every hair dryer is sold with a warning label that says not to use it in the shower.

 

[Humble pie]

I’m sure he has said at one point or another that “trucking is a lifestyle”

 

[SamHyde]

For a serious answer because that's how I roll...

The best trucker figures out how to maximize income while minimizing time on the clock.

 

[BlackBart]

For a serious answer because that's how I roll...

The best trucker figures out how to maximize income while minimizing time on the clock.

That answer’s gonna be different for everybody dependin on what they do

In my world the best ones do like the Marines when shit goes south... improvise, adapt, overcome

 

[PapaDough]

For a serious answer because that's how I roll...

The best trucker figures out how to maximize income while minimizing time on the clock.

Not if you're a company driver paid by the hour.......

Again, there's no best driver.

Just like there's no best person.

Even making the cover of Time Magazine is meaningless.

It's all pointless.

Nothing means anything.

Anything means nothing.

But keep on truckin'

 

[Johndeere4020]

Not if you're a company driver paid by the hour.......

Again, there's no best driver.

Just like there's no best person.

Even making the cover of Time Magazine is meaningless.

It's all pointless.

Nothing means anything.

Anything means nothing.

But keep on truckin'

I agree with everything but the hourly driver part. Of you’re paying a driver by the hour isn’t the one who gets the most work done in the least time your better driver? (All other things being equal).

 

[SamHyde]

Not if you're a company driver paid by the hour.......

Again, there's no best driver.

Just like there's no best person.

Even making the cover of Time Magazine is meaningless.

It's all pointless.

Nothing means anything.

Anything means nothing.

But keep on truckin'

What did I say? Maximize income while minimizing time on the clock. If you're paid hourly that means work at a company that pays you the most per hour + OT.