Watch your attitude.

[Rigjockey]

Seems like it's all in jest.

Then that's cool I was asking .

 

[Rigjockey]

I'm a pushover for the most part. I've been in a lot of fights and done a lot of stupid crap but I've gotten to the age now where I'm too old and decrepit to keep up the fighting crap. When you get to the point where it hurts just as much when you win a fight it's time to hang it up.

Cool man, I was just asking I wasn't sure on the post . I can breath easy and laugh along.

 

[GroceryHauler]

This is what happens when the wife is out shopping, I have a few drinks and too much time on my hands. But watch yourself, I could turn mean any second now.

 

[Mr. Q]

This is what happens when the wife is out shopping, I have a few drinks and too much time on my hands. But watch yourself, I could turn mean any second now.

We're still waiting! BRING IT ON!!!

 

[patriciajnsn]

This is what happens when the wife is out shopping, I have a few drinks and too much time on my hands. But watch yourself, I could turn mean any second now.

I don't believe you,LOL.Anyone who respects officers for what they do can't be all that bad.

 

[GroceryHauler]

I don't believe you,LOL.Anyone who respects officers for what they do can't be all that bad.

Now that's just a cheap shot. lol

Ask me sometime about the female officer who taught me to respect women and their abilities back in 1989.

 

[bigyellowpete]

I've got a 2nd degree black belt in CB Karate, and I am right here on 19 waiting for you. Give it your best "whoop! whoop!" and I will mop the lot with you.

 

[Duck]

Ask me sometime about the female officer who taught me to respect women and their abilities back in 1989.

Ok tell us about the female officer who taught you to respect women and their abilities back in 1989.

 

[diehard]

im glad he's joking...i can unload all these pistols and put the sawed off pump back in the rack. i worked too hard today to fight. lol.

 

[Duck]

im glad he's joking...i can unload all these pistols and put the sawed off pump back in the rack. i worked too hard today to fight. lol.

Guns? What are the odds he's anywhere close by?

I took my caps lock key out of the gun safe where I keep it, and got it cleaned and oiled up and had it sitting next to the keyboard though.

 

[GAnthony]

i know, tai-kwon doe, karate, judo, jujitsu, and many other Asian fighting words, none of which i can spell and spell checker is NOT helping me right now...!!

 

[TruckingBiker]

I'm fluent in pepper spray, Louisville Slugger and Beretta 9mm.

Spray'm, Beat'm, then Shoot'm.

I call it the "TruckingBiker Shock & Awe!"


TruckingBiker

 

[Gased]

I'm 6'5", 200 lbs. with extensive training in martial arts and street fighting. I've been watching football all day and I've had a few drinks. Step out of line and I'll kick your a**. Seriously. Don't mess with me. I'm not even playing. If you give me any crap I'll show you my serious face. You do NOT want me to use my serious face. It's been known to render lesser men catatonic. So you better be on your best behavior tonight.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

I'm 5'11", 172 lbs with enough guns to satisfy the late Mr. Charles Heston. So, you watch your attitude man.

 

[GAnthony]

I'm 5'11", 172 lbs

i "used to be" 5'10"..

then i had major back surgery where a disk was removed, and i had it replaced with bone, a process called "spinal fusion"..

it seems as though every stinking time i go to the doctors, or a health clinic, or other venue where my height is measured..??

i lose inches..now i am down to...??? 5' 8"...???

i'm talking bare foot measurements too..!!

how can this be..??

i do not have that back problem called osteoporosis, i have nothing wrong with me, except i drive a truck, a mental problem there if ever i saw one, so why am i "shrinking"...????

could it be the measuring equipment at the various health care facilities are wrong by an inch or two..??

i mean, last May i was 5'9".....and as of Nov 1st...i am down to 5'8"...????

by next spring, will i be a mere Lilliputian..??? a Munchkin..?? a Thom Thumb..??

God, i hate going to the doctors....they always find something wrong with you..

 

[patriciajnsn]

They say you shrink with age,LOL.Look at the elderly,most are shorter then 5"5"

i "used to be" 5'10"..

then i had major back surgery where a disk was removed, and i had it replaced with bone, a process called "spinal fusion"..

it seems as though every stinking time i go to the doctors, or a health clinic, or other venue where my height is measured..??

i lose inches..now i am down to...??? 5' 8"...???

i'm talking bare foot measurements too..!!

how can this be..??

i do not have that back problem called osteoporosis, i have nothing wrong with me, except i drive a truck, a mental problem there if ever i saw one, so why am i "shrinking"...????

could it be the measuring equipment at the various health care facilities are wrong by an inch or two..??

i mean, last May i was 5'9".....and as of Nov 1st...i am down to 5'8"...????

by next spring, will i be a mere Lilliputian..??? a Munchkin..?? a Thom Thumb..??

God, i hate going to the doctors....they always find something wrong with you..

 

[bigyellowpete]

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Boone? Is that you?

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[diehard]

id give him a couple bucks just for the chuckle i got. lol.

 

[diehard]

what are the odds he is close by? lol.

Guns? What are the odds he's anywhere close by?

I took my caps lock key out of the gun safe where I keep it, and got it cleaned and oiled up and had it sitting next to the keyboard though.

 

[Rigjockey]

I have more beer and despite the saying it is beer that calms the savage beast.

 

[Mr. Q]

I have more beer and despite the saying it is beer that calms the savage beast.

Not if it's something gross like Pabst or Rolling Rock. I'm getting green with anger for even purchasing the latter.......just like the color of their bottles!