World Toilet Day - raise a stink!!

[Blood]

All I know is, If you are on the throne for twenty minutes before you poop, Well, you did not have to poop for another twenty minutes.

But I'm TIRED!!

 

[Rigjockey]

But I'm TIRED!!

Well, it is not a frakin restroom! No wait, It is a restroom. As you where! lol

 

[Inkeper]

All I know is, If you are on the throne for twenty minutes before you poop, Well, you did not have to poop for another twenty minutes.

If I am on the Throne for twenty minutes, my legs fall asleep, I get the pins and needles feeling. Then I have to be really careful that I don't fall when I get up...the dogs like it when I fall, apparently it is easier for them to smell my butt when I am on their level. Damn cold nosed dogs!

 

[8978]

when you poop

Wow, didn't know you knew 12 year old words. Usually a doctor will say things like.....Are you saying your anus gives you discomfort when you defecate?

No DOC!!!!!!!!! I'm Sh**ing F'ing fire when I take a crap!

 

[DrDaliah]

Wow, didn't know you knew 12 year old words. Usually a doctor will say things like.....Are you saying your anus gives you discomfort when you defecate?

No DOC!!!!!!!!! I'm Sh**ing F'ing fire when I take a crap!

LOL . Poop is a medical term. Originated either as a word meaning "stern" or a "fart". Or maybe a latin phrase like "poopus". Sounds like a good homework assignment for one of you......

 

[Duck]

LOL . Poop is a medical term. Originated either as a word meaning "stern" or a "fart". Or maybe a latin phrase like "poopus". Sounds like a good homework assignment for one of you......

When Homer Simpson was in the Navy he asked the captain "Is the poop deck really what I think it is?"

 

[8978]

Yes, from the Latin word, Poopus Crapalotamus. It was actually a Russion Doctor and his family who used and named the word first.

Ivan Poopalot, his wife, Ivana Poopalot and their daughter, Ineida Poopalot.

 

[mndriver]

And no relation to John C. Crapper.

 

[8978]

And no relation to John C. Crapper.

Lol...Can't believe that was his real name. I guess back then crapper meant nothing.