What is your handle and why?


On the CB, my handle is "Driver". That's what everyone calls me, so I just figured...

Lucky. You must haul trailers that are unmarked, because then your name on the CB would be whatever is on the back of your trailer. Even though many drivers use this method as a quick way to identify other drivers over the radio, it's really annoying.

If you're a flatbed driver, then.....your name would be "flatbed"!
 
today my name was asshole ur driving to slow speed limit was 55 whatttttt

That's why the CB is off whenever I drive through California and Orgeon. And then those same drivers always expect me to signal them to change lanes in broad daylight. Yeah, I don't think so. It's kinda bad when you have the cruise set for 60 and drivers still want to pass you.
 
Lucky. You must haul trailers that are unmarked, because then your name on the CB would be whatever is on the back of your trailer. Even though many drivers use this method as a quick way to identify other drivers over the radio, it's really annoying.

If you're a flatbed driver, then.....your name would be "flatbed"!

Well sometimes they call me "hey you in the blue KW with the playground equipment stuck under your trailer" when they're trying to get my attention so they can tell me I have a marker light out.
 
I'm "Funnelhead". A number of years ago, I was coming back to the US through Windsor/Detroit, the armpit of the border. There was an obviously southern guy that was totally confused. Myself and a couple others were trying to help him out as to what to do. His papers were screwed up, and he was calling from the US compound. The poor guy didn't even know who the broker was! Well, he got fed up with us, said our faces must hurt at the end of the day because of the way we sounded, and called us all a bunch of "funnelheads" LOL, I thought that was a unique name, so I adopted it as my handle. By the way, just what is a "funnelhead"? No one has ever been able to tell me. Maybe I shouldn't ask?LOL
 
I'm "Funnelhead". A number of years ago, I was coming back to the US through Windsor/Detroit, the armpit of the border. There was an obviously southern guy that was totally confused. Myself and a couple others were trying to help him out as to what to do. His papers were screwed up, and he was calling from the US compound. The poor guy didn't even know who the broker was! Well, he got fed up with us, said our faces must hurt at the end of the day because of the way we sounded, and called us all a bunch of "funnelheads" LOL, I thought that was a unique name, so I adopted it as my handle. By the way, just what is a "funnelhead"? No one has ever been able to tell me. Maybe I shouldn't ask?LOL

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