Wally World Wanderings - and still the only 20 thread you need to read.

[Sinister]

Not possible. They don't have that emotion up there.

They type the words but there's nothing behind it. It's like a Korean girl singing along to Justin Timberlake. She doesn't know what she's saying.

 

[Rigjockey]

That's impossible! Canadians don't have a mad reaction.

All I said was go fuck yourself asshole. Why would anyone take that personally?

 

[Electric Chicken]

All I said was go **** yourself asshole. Why would anyone take that personally?

Yeah I mean you didn't even specify with WHAT exactly to penetrate oneself.

 

[Sinister]

All I said was go **** yourself asshole. Why would anyone take that personally?

Nope. Admit it. I made you mad.

I made a Canadian mad.

Me.

I did that.

 

[Hammer166]

Here's your firebug : Charges filed in Walmart arson

 

[Sinister]

Here's your firebug : Charges filed in Walmart arson

Brilliant. Another criminal mastermind. There’s a tire and lube that might have worked much better than the garden center.

The WILL prosecute to the full extent too. 300k in losses is no joke. This place doesn’t screw around like that.

Those signs they have in the bathrooms that say “Shoplifting can affect your life permanently”.?

They’re serious about that. They will ruin your life over a pack of gum.

Because word of mouth advertising is the best kind.

Think on it.

 

[Duck]

Brilliant. Another criminal mastermind. There’s a tire and lube that might have worked much better than the garden center.

The WILL prosecute to the full extent too. 300k in losses is no joke. This place doesn’t screw around like that.

Those signs they have in the bathrooms that say “Shoplifting can affect your life permanently”.?

They’re serious about that. They will ruin your life over a pack of gum.

Because word of mouth advertising is the best kind.

Think on it.

They REALLY don't want anyone stealing cases of bottled water.

If the greeters see you walking out with a case of water, they'll ask for your receipt. Otherwise they just smile and wave.

 

[ironpony]

Brilliant. Another criminal mastermind. There’s a tire and lube that might have worked much better than the garden center.

The WILL prosecute to the full extent too. 300k in losses is no joke. This place doesn’t screw around like that.

Those signs they have in the bathrooms that say “Shoplifting can affect your life permanently”.?

They’re serious about that. They will ruin your life over a pack of gum.

Because word of mouth advertising is the best kind.

Think on it.

This moron takes the Darwin award.... commits arson to distract on petty theft. That's 10 to 20 hard time for what amounts to peanuts.

 

[Electric Chicken]

This moron takes the Darwin award.... commits arson to distract on petty theft. That's 10 to 20 hard time for what amounts to peanuts.

He stole peanuts? Damn, bruh.

 

[Duck]

He stole peanuts? Damn, bruh.

 

[Electric Chicken]

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String him up by his ears, the criminal!

 

[Nomad1]

Brilliant. Another criminal mastermind. There’s a tire and lube that might have worked much better than the garden center.

The WILL prosecute to the full extent too. 300k in losses is no joke. This place doesn’t screw around like that.

Those signs they have in the bathrooms that say “Shoplifting can affect your life permanently”.?

They’re serious about that. They will ruin your life over a pack of gum.

Because word of mouth advertising is the best kind.

Think on it.

They are really tough on employee theft. They will prosecute over anything and make sure other employees know about it. Even eating a plum that fell on the floor.

 

[Sinister]

I’m not sure someone who would eat off a Walmart floor is fit for society anyway.

 

[Duck]

I’m not sure someone who would eat produce from Walmart is fit for society anyway.

Fixed.

 

[Nomad1]

I’m not sure someone who would eat off a Walmart floor is fit for society anyway.

I actually worked in one of the Walmart grocery DCs. The floors there were pretty clean. We supposedly sent any food that touched the floor to the hog farmer. But actually most of it went to the stores. I've been told that all grocery DCs do that.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I’m not sure someone who would step inside a Walmart is fit for society anyway.

Fixed.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I actually worked in one of the Walmart grocery DCs. The floors there were pretty clean. We supposedly sent any food that touched the floor to the hog farmer. But actually most of it went to the stores. I've been told that all grocery DCs do that.

Well I mean most of it came out of the dirt. So...

 

[BlackBart]

I actually worked in one of the Walmart grocery DCs. The floors there were pretty clean. We supposedly sent any food that touched the floor to the hog farmer. But actually most of it went to the stores. I've been told that all grocery DCs do that.

Every wally world I ever been to... back room looked like a hurricane dun hit it.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

And the trailers are random piles of shit that look like they were loaded with a garbage packer.

 

[AK7]