Truck Stop "Clearance" Bin Specials

[Uncle Birchy]

Ta & Petro are best for this..

So stuff 2 months "Experienced" it's still "Edible"

Stocking Up "Opportunity" on Candy Bars, Gum, even Slim Jim's..

Now here the "RUB"..

When ya got "Clearance" Table marked Snack Goods ya gotta "Checkout" at the Counter . Pay 4 Em..

When ya get there is "sometimes" the "Trainee" and she scans Em "Full Price"..

Wait that's "Clearance" Bin and Tags..

Then the Big Old Lady her name is like "Maude" or something shows her these are "Price" Tags gotta Key Em In..

300 miles up the road another TA/Petro..

Another "Clearance" Bin..

I say these all got Price Tags on em..

She gets all "Offended" she prices Em "herself"..

Welp half the Time ya don't Know

Price Tags say it All