Dobie Gillis
Well-Known Member
John O'Reilly hoisted his ale and said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me
life, between the legs o' me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
The night." *
*She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" *
*John said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me life, sitting in church
Beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast abou you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know , he's
only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
life, between the legs o' me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
The night." *
*She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" *
*John said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me life, sitting in church
Beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast abou you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know , he's
only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
