Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Happy Festivus to everyone!
Now I know some of yous may be Christian or Muslim or Jew and may not celebrate Festivus, but Festivus is for the rest of us!
Those that do not like the consumerism of this time of year.
For those that do do not know.. Festivus was born from Guru Frank Costanza as he rained down blows on a fellow man also trying to purchase the same gift and it became abundantly clear, this was a sin!
Festivus was born on that day Guru Frank Costanza was enlightened in that store and enlightened us also.
Now we celebrate with the POLE.
The Feats of strength,
The airing of the grievances, (most important of all the commandments).
Unlike Christianity where everyone gets together and bite their tongue not wanting to rock the family boat..
Festivus allows an opportunity via the airing of the grievance's to just say... Why don't you just shut the **** up!
Now I know some of yous may be Christian or Muslim or Jew and may not celebrate Festivus, but Festivus is for the rest of us!
Those that do not like the consumerism of this time of year.
For those that do do not know.. Festivus was born from Guru Frank Costanza as he rained down blows on a fellow man also trying to purchase the same gift and it became abundantly clear, this was a sin!
Festivus was born on that day Guru Frank Costanza was enlightened in that store and enlightened us also.
Now we celebrate with the POLE.
The Feats of strength,
The airing of the grievances, (most important of all the commandments).
Unlike Christianity where everyone gets together and bite their tongue not wanting to rock the family boat..
Festivus allows an opportunity via the airing of the grievance's to just say... Why don't you just shut the **** up!
