For sale: remains of a screwdriver. $55 buy it now price

[Mike]

If anybody is missing their cheap ass screwdriver, I found it today in my drive tire. $55 plus shipping to cover my tire repair costs and it can be yours.



You know you want it

 

[Electric Chicken]

Only if you can prove it was a Snap-On.

 

[Mike]

Only if you can prove it was a Snap-On.

It’s genuine chrome-vanadium. That’s better than Snap-On.

 

[Electric Chicken]

It’s genuine chrome-vanadium. That’s better than Snap-On.

Oooo chrome! Truckers love chrome.

 

[rebel]

Hmmmmm.....I dunno.
Kinda looks like mine. Did it used to be a Phillips head?

And what were you doin driving around behind me anyway? LOL

 

[389 Hood]

By the looks of the tip, it was a Phillips head, but that thing did a few miles!

 

[mndriver]

At least you got something to show for it.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

By the looks of the tip, it was a Phillips head, but that thing did a few miles!

At least you got something to show for it.

I'm the kinda guy who picks up nails and screws in parking lots when I see em hoping Good Karma will reward me for throwing them in the trash ...

Yet at least once or twice per year I still manage to get a punctured tire..

 

[Electric Chicken]

I'm the kinda guy who picks up nails and screws in parking lots when I see em hoping Good Karma will reward me for throwing them in the trash ...

Yet at least once or twice per year I still manage to get a punctured tire..

Feel free to pick up the sticks in my yard before you mow.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Feel free to pick up the sticks in my yard before you mow.

Only if you rake my leaves this fall

 

[Mike]

Back on topic folks. I need to recover the losses caused by my punctured tire. It’s very important that I sell the remains of the screwdriver! Times are tough out here.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Back on topic folks. I need to recover the losses caused by my punctured tire. It’s very important that I sell the remains of the screwdriver! Times are tough out here.

Put it on Ebay... sometimes the story behind the item is worth more than the actual item itself...

 

[Rigjockey]

I'm the kinda guy who picks up nails and screws in parking lots when I see em hoping Good Karma will reward me for throwing them in the trash ...

Yet at least once or twice per year I still manage to get a punctured tire..

The truck tire guy we use is a Newfoundlander affectionately known as "Newfies" and they have quite the sense of humor.
Newfie hands me the screw that went through my tire and I look at it and toss it in the grass.
Newfie says, hey what are you doing? You're bad for business!

 

[Rigjockey]

Back on topic folks. I need to recover the losses caused by my punctured tire. It’s very important that I sell the remains of the screwdriver! Times are tough out here.

Probably the same SOB flatbedder that dropped a bungee cord that puncture my tire and then as it was flopping around put dents in the side of my van.
So dented van and a new tire because it was Saturday and I had to drive on the tire to a shop that was open.
If you find the SOB tell him I want to talk to him.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Back on topic folks. I need to recover the losses caused by my punctured tire. It’s very important that I sell the remains of the screwdriver! Times are tough out here.

Elitist extended himself with vast expansion and can't handle it anymore. No sympathy for The Man.

 

[RocketScott]

It’s even curved,

For those hard to get at screws

 

[mndriver]

Might I say…

It’s likely you are…

Screwed in trying to sell this to recoup your expenses.

 

[Mike]

Might I say…

It’s likely you are…

Screwed in trying to sell this to recoup your expenses.

How can you joke at a time like this?

 

[Electric Chicken]

It’s even curved,

For those hard to get at radial belts.

Fixed.

 

[Electric Chicken]

How can you joke at a time like this?

It's actually not that difficult.