Bolthouse Drinks

[Sinister]

There are several flavors of these. This is a pear, apple, mango and it’s pretty good.

There’s two green ones too. One is apple kiwi which isn’t bad. I had two and one tasted different than the other and was less enjoyable. @Duck can’t stand that one.

The other green one is all veggies and I’ve not been that brave yet.

These smaller ones are about 1.87 or so at a Walmart.

They’re better than soda pop which you should not ever drink ever.

They can be a little high in sugar, but it’s natural sugar not that chemical crap the soft drink companies use that your body doesn’t recognize so it grows extra appendages as revenge for your carelessness.

Drink them instead of your usual garbage.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Any with beets or prunes?

 

[Sinister]

Prune juice can be found in the same section. But I don’t think any of these are meant to be torture devices...

 

[Duck]

The berry one is OK.

I didn't realize it's a smoothie though, not juice, until I drank some.

Smoothies are a girly drink. So when the bottle is empty I won't get any more.

 

[tommyh]

too much sugar for me,the sugar warden would gig me

 

[Duck]

There are several flavors of these. This is a pear, apple, mango and it’s pretty good.

There’s two green ones too. One is apple kiwi which isn’t bad. I had two and one tasted different than the other and was less enjoyable. @Duck can’t stand that one.

The other green one is all veggies and I’ve not been that brave yet.

These smaller ones are about 1.87 or so at a Walmart.

They’re better than soda pop which you should not ever drink ever.

They can be a little high in sugar, but it’s natural sugar not that chemical crap the soft drink companies use that your body doesn’t recognize so it grows extra appendages as revenge for your carelessness.

Drink them instead of your usual garbage.View attachment 50509View attachment 50510

Crap! It says Bakersfield, CA on it.

I don't buy anything from California unless the only alternative is worse.

Like garlic. It seems I can choose between the stuff they fertilize with human feces in communist China, or the stuff grown organically in communist California. Obviously the California is the lesser of two evils.

But only because of the differences in farming methods.

 

[Sinister]

This cherry one is pretty good too.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

They need a fig newton flavour

 

[Sinister]

They need a fig newton flavour

Incorrect and you should reevaluate your life.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

That tastes disgusting

Like someone ground up a bunch of crappy fruit and yoghurt and tried making a drink out of it

 

[Sinister]

And you wonder why you’re constipated...

Also that’s one of the ones with very limited nutritional value.

And no it’s not disgusting it’s one of the better ones despite its nutritional bankruptcy.

Again you are incorrect and should evaluate your entire life for disagreeing with me.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

I bought a big bag of dried apricots tonight

I don’t know what they’re made from but the bag said they was high in fiber

Maybe an apricot smoothie would be good. Not as good as a fig newton smoothie though

 

[Duck]

And you wonder why you’re constipated...

Also that’s one of the ones with very limited nutritional value.

And no it’s not disgusting it’s one of the better ones despite its nutritional bankruptcy.

Again you are incorrect and should evaluate your entire life for disagreeing with me.

I think you should ban him.

 

[Sinister]

I think you should ban him.

We know.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

It’s not bad in cereal, with some milk and granola

Maybe I need to try a different flavour

 

[Electric Chicken]

I bought a big bag of dried apricots tonight

I don’t know what they’re made from

I mean, it couldn't be made from apricots or anything.

 

[ironpony]

I mean, it couldn't be made from apricots or anything.

Don't forget the triple slug of sugar for your sugar addiction.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

There are several flavors of these. This is a pear, apple, mango and it’s pretty good.

There’s two green ones too. One is apple kiwi which isn’t bad. I had two and one tasted different than the other and was less enjoyable. @Duck can’t stand that one.

The other green one is all veggies and I’ve not been that brave yet.

These smaller ones are about 1.87 or so at a Walmart.

They’re better than soda pop which you should not ever drink ever.

They can be a little high in sugar, but it’s natural sugar not that chemical crap the soft drink companies use that your body doesn’t recognize so it grows extra appendages as revenge for your carelessness.

Drink them instead of your usual garbage.View attachment 50509View attachment 50510

Sure ya didnt pass the BOATHOUSE in Kenosha and make your own Bloody Mary Bar day..

My that wind sure cries "MARY" when ya pour it up VODKA a splash of tomato juice for color..

Now the "Free Lunch" is go nuts on Pickles and Olives..

Eh its a Bloody Mary BAR .

And the wind whispers "MARY"