mndriver
curmudgeon extraordinare
In the military it seems to.
EC's Avatar, Abandoned Ravioli, IP's VD and Hawaii
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Electric Chicken
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Everyone gets VD in the movitary too.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
We had a pissed off ex-SAC general take over 314th Air Division in Korea... POd because of his lateral transfer out of The Strategic Empire for whatever reason. He looked at it as a total insult to be hooked up with a tactical fighter outfit. Wifey wasn't pleased either.
He brought his wife, a Holy Roller along with him - it was a remote tour, so no one else had family around. His quarters were on a hill in the center of the base. The NCO club was at the foot of the hill... we'll need this little coincidence down the tale a bit.
So, 314th AD, and it's component organizations are a 24/7/365 operation, since the North Koreans didn't see the advantages of a 9-to-5 workday. At our base, a 24/7/365 air intercept alert commitment was the order of the day: we were ready to go to war every day of the year.
Consequently, the industrial complex worked 24/7 too. So when you get off at midnight, what do you do? Well, we had a whole string of activities on base, like the audio lab where you could copy tapes of popular music, 24 hours a day. Wifey thought all good airmen should be in bed at midnight, so she prevails on Gen'l Hubby to shut down base activities at 2 AM. Then she notes that the sergeants are kickin' up their heels after midnight at the NCO club. All base service clubs shut down at midnight. Being a Holy Roller, she realized the error in her ways, and prevailed upon Gen'l Hubby to amend that on Sundays to 8 PM.
So what's left for a bored airman to do? Rebell! Why all y'all just get on a kimchi bus, and head downtown before curfew kicked in! Drinkin' an' carousin' - good American fun! Since you can't be on the street after midnight, it's time to find a gal to shack up with!
By Christmas, we had the highest VD rate of any American military base, world-wide! An accomplishment any outfit could be proud of!
Electric Chicken
Well-Known Member
You really showed her!We had a pissed off ex-SAC general take over 314th Air Division in Korea... POd because of his lateral transfer out of The Strategic Empire for whatever reason. He looked at it as a total insult to be hooked up with a tactical fighter outfit. Wifey wasn't pleased either.
He brought his wife, a Holy Roller along with him - it was a remote tour, so no one else had family around. His quarters were on a hill in the center of the base. The NCO club was at the foot of the hill... we'll need this little coincidence down the tale a bit.
So, 314th AD, and it's component organizations are a 24/7/365 operation, since the North Koreans didn't see the advantages of a 9-to-5 workday. At our base, a 24/7/365 air intercept alert commitment was the order of the day: we were ready to go to war every day of the year.
Consequently, the industrial complex worked 24/7 too. So when you get off at midnight, what do you do? Well, we had a whole string of activities on base, like the audio lab where you could copy tapes of popular music, 24 hours a day. Wifey thought all good airmen should be in bed at midnight, so she prevails on Gen'l Hubby to shut down base activities at 2 AM. Then she notes that the sergeants are kickin' up their heels after midnight at the NCO club. All base service clubs shut down at midnight. Being a Holy Roller, she realized the error in her ways, and prevailed upon Gen'l Hubby to amend that on Sundays to 8 PM.
So what's left for a bored airman to do? Rebell! Why all y'all just get on a kimchi bus, and head downtown before curfew kicked in! Drinkin' an' carousin' - good American fun! Since you can't be on the street after midnight, it's time to find a gal to shack up with!
By Christmas, we had the highest VD rate of any American military base, world-wide! An accomplishment any outfit could be proud of!
(((ME)))
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Yep she probably had one heck of a laugh out of it all.....especially when everyone had to go for treatments to get rid of what was shared. One must be careful of what they protake off....I can just hear it now...hey doc we running out of supplies you better order up another round of it. Medical staff people have very twisted personalities ......this is because of the many things they experience in this field...but this is better known as the sick drip.
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yes, yes it does in Hawaii.......the wettest state.
and in the Amazon rain forest...doh...
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Even better... everyone was required to go to the base theater for the infamous VD briefing. With a film with the most disgusting sores and drips known to man or woman in full Technicolor!
...all they really had to do was open up the on-base activities again.
(((ME)))
Well-Known Member
Well how else you expect to open the eyes and tap into the mind....hello a film....Even better... everyone was required to go to the base theater for the infamous VD briefing. With a film with the most disgusting sores and drips known to man or woman in full Technicolor!
...all they really had to do was open up the on-base activities again.
.....base activities probably was a lot safer ride.....
Electric Chicken
Well-Known Member
Thanks to the high female population.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
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Electric Chicken
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Ironpony's bootleg VD.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Weren't mine... it was th' rest of th' numbskulls.
Keendriver
Hates all of you
Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
I doubt it.
If it got hot enough to burn it, the steam pressure would have popped the lid off the can.
not so, those ravioli cans are made of high tinsel titanium , enough to with stand an atomic bomb blast....that's why they have a shelf life of 1,000 years...dumbass....
Electric Chicken
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I use one as a bomb shelter.
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