Keendriver
Hates all of you
They took my appendix.
How am I gonna find stuff?
Fri afternoon as I leave the yard I start to develop a stomach ache.......a rather bad one.
"Eh....just ate something didn't agree with me."
As the evening proceeds the pain ramps up and I consider telling dispatch I ain't doing the second trip. But, as it will finish the night and I figure iffin I ain't better on Sat. I will call out, I go ahead and run it.
Driving to my third station (about 2 hrs) the pain starts to recede, or so I thought. It really had just moved down to my lower right side and waited for me to do something stupid.
And I did.......
My job basically. Lifting those hoses to drain them put an ass whoopin' on me.
So now I'm sweating and panting so much you'd a thought I was at a mexican buffet!
Ba doom pish.......I'm here all week (2 weeks actually)
I climb up in the truck and I reach down and touch my right side and almost went thru the roof of the cab!
Ok.......this is officially not a stomach ache any longer.
Going thru my extensive medical knowledge (took .837 seconds) I landed on "I think that's where my appendix is....?"
Now a bit O panic starts to creep in cuz I've been ignoring this "stomach ache" for about 10 hrs.
Has this given my appendix enough time to burst?
Cuz even I know that ain't good.
Hustle my ass back to town, call the wife to let her know I is going to the ER.
She meets me there and in we go at a somewhat gingerly pace.
As in "look at that 92 yr old man trying to shuffle his frail decrepit body across the street"
They get me a bed and start taking vitals and the nurse tells me they will be removing my appendix.
"You're already that sure?"
"We could make a text book case outta you"
Even in sickness I set the standards.
Few hrs later I'm in the rip out room and the offending appendix is removed.
The pain wasn't terrible in the recovery room (kept me overnite) and I figured this was gonna be a breeze.
Then they released me and I walked to the car.........
Yeah, I'm done with walking........maybe forever.
I took very little pain meds while in hospital. Now? every 3 hrs and it effin hurts waiting that long.
So no driving for 5 days, no lifting ( yeah right, my fat ass is in my recliner for the foreseeable) for 2 weeks.
So in case any of ya's wondered........surgery HURTS!
How am I gonna find stuff?
Fri afternoon as I leave the yard I start to develop a stomach ache.......a rather bad one.
"Eh....just ate something didn't agree with me."
As the evening proceeds the pain ramps up and I consider telling dispatch I ain't doing the second trip. But, as it will finish the night and I figure iffin I ain't better on Sat. I will call out, I go ahead and run it.
Driving to my third station (about 2 hrs) the pain starts to recede, or so I thought. It really had just moved down to my lower right side and waited for me to do something stupid.
And I did.......
My job basically. Lifting those hoses to drain them put an ass whoopin' on me.
So now I'm sweating and panting so much you'd a thought I was at a mexican buffet!
Ba doom pish.......I'm here all week (2 weeks actually)
I climb up in the truck and I reach down and touch my right side and almost went thru the roof of the cab!
Ok.......this is officially not a stomach ache any longer.
Going thru my extensive medical knowledge (took .837 seconds) I landed on "I think that's where my appendix is....?"
Now a bit O panic starts to creep in cuz I've been ignoring this "stomach ache" for about 10 hrs.
Has this given my appendix enough time to burst?
Cuz even I know that ain't good.
Hustle my ass back to town, call the wife to let her know I is going to the ER.
She meets me there and in we go at a somewhat gingerly pace.
As in "look at that 92 yr old man trying to shuffle his frail decrepit body across the street"
They get me a bed and start taking vitals and the nurse tells me they will be removing my appendix.
"You're already that sure?"
"We could make a text book case outta you"
Even in sickness I set the standards.
Few hrs later I'm in the rip out room and the offending appendix is removed.
The pain wasn't terrible in the recovery room (kept me overnite) and I figured this was gonna be a breeze.
Then they released me and I walked to the car.........
Yeah, I'm done with walking........maybe forever.
I took very little pain meds while in hospital. Now? every 3 hrs and it effin hurts waiting that long.
So no driving for 5 days, no lifting ( yeah right, my fat ass is in my recliner for the foreseeable) for 2 weeks.
So in case any of ya's wondered........surgery HURTS!