Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
When I was 20 or so I worked at a fence company for a while. I'd toss the wood on a jig & run a nailgun down it, then stack them on the floor. Regular stockade fence was stacked alternating between 2x4's down & 2x4's up. I'd take the first one & pull it a couple feet off the edge of the jig, then push down on it & flip it up then grab & carry it by the edge while it was leaning against the side of my head, then tip it forwards & let it fall flat on the ground. The next one would be 2x4's up. So I'd flip it up & carry it the same way, but to stack it I'd turn my back to the stack of fence sections & launch it over my head & duck out of the way. Shadow-box fence was the hardest. That's spaced out pickets but the pickets are on both sides & they're staggered from the other side. Those could only be picked up & carried at arm's length grabbing two pickets in the middle. It was hell on the shoulder muscles.I used to have to tarp Lumber that wasnt pressure treated, I spent 30- 45 minutes tarping that stuff, and when it got to the customer, they unloaded it and sat it out in the mud in the rain.
The lumber always came with cheap tarps stapled over them and they'd always arrive in dry vans we'd have to unload by pulling them to the tail with a pallet jack so the boss could grab 'em with the forklift.
The tarps were crap & were always torn off. The lumberyard was entirely outdoors so every time it rained we had to work with wet saturated wood that was twice as heavy.
I got pretty ripped doing that. One time we were camping & I was drunk & horsing around with my friend Keith & I charged at him, ducked down & nailed him right at the belt line with my right shoulder & upper arm extended out straight but bent forward at the elbow like a hook. I grabbed him around the waist & stood up really quick while pushing upwards on his hips with both hands & he ended up flipping around 270 degrees in midair & landed on his back behind me. My other friends said his shoulders & the back of his neck hit the ground first. He thought he was paralyzed & was crying like a little girl for about an hour, afraid to move or get up. Then we convinced him to drink some more beer & then he was fine but he was acting like a tired old man for about a week.
8 years later he developed a benign tumor on his brain stem that was squeezing the nerves & making half his body go numb. He got really fat & had to have surgery. After about a year he was skinny again but then he started acting strange & talking about suicide. I had to steal his gun & give it to his dad for safekeeping. Then he got into heroin & turned into a junkie. I still wonder if that was because I flipped him over my shoulder that day.