Where ya'all from...ouch

Cerberus

In God We Trust

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A drunken cowboy lay sprawled[/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]across three entire seats[/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]in the posh Amarillo Theater. [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the usher came by and noticed this,[/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]he whispered to the cowboy,[/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The usher became more impatient: [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Sir, if you don't get up from there [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and in a moment he returned with the manager. [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Together the two of them tried repeatedly [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Texas Ranger surveyed [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]the situation briefly then asked,[/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice,
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and without moving a muscle, [/FONT]​
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sam replied," the balcony."
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