Cerberus
In God We Trust
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A drunken cowboy lay sprawled[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]across three entire seats[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]in the posh Amarillo Theater. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the usher came by and noticed this,[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]he whispered to the cowboy,[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif]The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The usher became more impatient: [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Sir, if you don't get up from there [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif]Once again, the cowboy just groaned. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and in a moment he returned with the manager. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Together the two of them tried repeatedly [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif]Finally they summoned the police. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Texas Ranger surveyed [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]the situation briefly then asked,[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"All right buddy what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif]"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and without moving a muscle, [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sam replied," the balcony."
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