what not to say when your pulled over

[Sean McQuaid]

Police Officer: "I clocked you at 75".

Me: "Okay zipper head, I would have hit 90, but you stopped me".

 

[Road Dust]

"Bet my car can out run yours".

 

[Road Dust]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A man in Albuquerque filed a complaint last Friday after he said he was pulled over by two bikini-clad police officers off a freeway exit in June.
Man Files Complaint Over Bikini-Clad Police Officer - News Story - KOAT Albuquerque

 

[bigyellowpete]

Police Officer: "I clocked you at 75".

Me: "Okay zipper head, I would have hit 90, but you stopped me".

Years ago I got stopped on US 24 just outside Defiance, OH after pulling away from a red light and trying to catch up with my buddy who had made the light. The best looking female trooper I have ever seen stopped me and said "I caught you doing 60 in a 55, what's your hurry?" I told her I was probably going to be going alot faster as I was trying to catch up with a guy who had made the light. She gave me the ticket.