Dobie Gillis
Well-Known Member
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded .
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer . 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out .
'Cathy ', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!'
'guys just never learn, do not **** off the woman'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded .
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer . 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out .
'Cathy ', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!'
'guys just never learn, do not **** off the woman'
