Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
I've got a 22 oz and a 3 lb....which one?
3 lbs > 22 oz.
It's your choice. Either 45 whacks with the 22 oz hammer, or just 12 with the 3 lb hammer. Whichever you prefer. If you're angry, using the smaller hammer will be the better option because it lets you hit it more times.