Sunday Morning Sex

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just

passed away, Katie went straight to her

grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old

grandmother to comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her

grandmother replied, "He Had a heart attack while we

were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people

nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be

asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,

realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best

time to do it was when the church bells would start to

ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and

even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding

and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear,

and continued "He'd still be alive if the ice cream

truck hadn't come along
 

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I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE ICE CREAM TRUCKS... NOW I SEE WHY PARENTS SEND THERE KIDS OUT WHEN THE ICE CREAM MAN CAME ALONG.....:tiphat:
 

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