One man's TRUTH

Cerberus

In God We Trust
Message: 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car?
 

Jewel

Well-Known Member
I found it quite funny, and while I think a lot of people would be offended by it, some of these are kind of true. ;)
 

Cerberus

In God We Trust
it will probably offend some but oh well. it's not meant to offend, it's just a few truths and pople have a problem accepting the truth. :cool:
 

shompey

Member
1. Elvis is dead.

Yeah right! And you expect me to believe Tupac is dead also. What's next? O.J. is guilty?

1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.

Dagnabit! I will read further next time.
 

jnjsarauer

Well-Known Member
Well, kissing your pets may not be clean, but to say it's not cute??? C'mon that's just not right :) I think if people of all races spent more time kissing their pets our world would be one big happy place.
 
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