Life in Sector 7 G.

Congratulations on your pregnancy. When are you due?

You don’t know what you’re missing.
I can testify.

I used to make Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a kid.
I understand how people would not think the two would pair well.
It works. Something about the salty and sour taste of pickles just works so well with the sweet sugary taste of peanut butters
 
I can testify.

I used to make Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a kid.
I understand how people would not think the two would pair well.
It works. Something about the salty and sour taste of pickles just works so well with the sweet sugary taste of peanut butters
Back when I had coal trucks and carried a lunch bucket I got pretty creative.lol
 
Not even kidding damn near an hour for this truck to back into a dock, 3 guys guiding him.
The name of the trucking company, get this, Traffic Team.!
Well done! you sure as **** create traffic. Traffic like every time you come to our ****ing warehouse!

Okay maybe you suck donkey balls at backing up, If that is the case maybe allow others to get by while you keep repeating the same mistakes and demonstrating your complete incompetence and having us all questioning the validity of your drivers license. :dunno:
 
Not even kidding damn near an hour for this truck to back into a dock, 3 guys guiding him.
The name of the trucking company, get this, Traffic Team.!
Well done! you sure as **** create traffic. Traffic like every time you come to our ****ing warehouse!

Okay maybe you suck donkey balls at backing up, If that is the case maybe allow others to get by while you keep repeating the same mistakes and demonstrating your complete incompetence and having us all questioning the validity of your drivers license. :dunno:
I could tell you what I know about "traffic team* but we're not supposed to post "racist" shit.
 
Today has been a weird day man. Like a full moon or something.
Things that should go smooth just get complicated.
Communications all ****ed up. Misunderstandings are the order of the day.
It's not just me. I talked to others that said the same thing today.
Hopefully this too shall pass.
 
Today has been a weird day man. Like a full moon or something.
Things that should go smooth just get complicated.
Communications all ****ed up. Misunderstandings are the order of the day.
It's not just me. I talked to others that said the same thing today.
Hopefully this too shall pass.
Uh welcome to Schneider?
 
I can testify.

I used to make Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a kid.
I understand how people would not think the two would pair well.
It works. Something about the salty and sour taste of pickles just works so well with the sweet sugary taste of peanut butters
Ok... you gotta warn folks before you go postin them kinda nasty ass recipes
 
Worst vacation ever!!!
Vacation started last Friday and last Friday night I ended up in the hospital for what I thought was appendicitis.
From the time I walked in they did a battery of tests including a CT scan, Hooked me up to an IV with pain killers and antibiotics. I was there 8 hours only because I had to wait 2 hours for the specialist.

Diverticulitis seems to be the problem Extremely painful. The Doc says my appendix is just fine. Wheew, that's a relief. Not really.

So I have been on a diet of liquids, soft foods and bed rest
 
Worst vacation ever!!!
Vacation started last Friday and last Friday night I ended up in the hospital for what I thought was appendicitis.
From the time I walked in they did a battery of tests including a CT scan, Hooked me up to an IV with pain killers and antibiotics. I was there 8 hours only because I had to wait 2 hours for the specialist.

Diverticulitis seems to be the problem Extremely painful. The Doc says my appendix is just fine. Wheew, that's a relief. Not really.

So I have been on a diet of liquids, soft foods and bed rest
That's horrible and not fun. I hope you are feeling better soon.
 
Worst vacation ever!!!
Vacation started last Friday and last Friday night I ended up in the hospital for what I thought was appendicitis.
From the time I walked in they did a battery of tests including a CT scan, Hooked me up to an IV with pain killers and antibiotics. I was there 8 hours only because I had to wait 2 hours for the specialist.

Diverticulitis seems to be the problem Extremely painful. The Doc says my appendix is just fine. Wheew, that's a relief. Not really.

So I have been on a diet of liquids, soft foods and bed rest
That sucks

Since you got that problem now... youre gonna hafta be careful with what you eat, like avoid stuff with seeds. They can get lodged in them little sacs in yer colon and trigger it all over again
 
Worst vacation ever!!!
Vacation started last Friday and last Friday night I ended up in the hospital for what I thought was appendicitis.
From the time I walked in they did a battery of tests including a CT scan, Hooked me up to an IV with pain killers and antibiotics. I was there 8 hours only because I had to wait 2 hours for the specialist.

Diverticulitis seems to be the problem Extremely painful. The Doc says my appendix is just fine. Wheew, that's a relief. Not really.

So I have been on a diet of liquids, soft foods and bed rest
Really cheap beer.
Like maybe Old Style.

Clean you right out.
 
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That sucks

Since you got that problem now... youre gonna hafta be careful with what you eat, like avoid stuff with seeds. They can get lodged in them little sacs in yer colon and trigger it all over again
That is true there is a whole list of things I can't eat anymore including my favorite peanut M&M's I was eating a lot of those and bags of Doritos before this all happened I think they were the cause of it.
 
I looked that one up. Grape juice is good for this, I will have to run out and get some. Thanks.
I get a bottle of UNSWEETENED pure cranberry juice. It's bitter and tart as **** so you can't drink it straight. But put a shot glass or two in a tall glass of grape. Gives it a little kick.

Better yet, mix grape and orange juice 50/50, leaving room at the top for a shot of cranberry. Maybe even a little lemon juice.

You'll be like "oh yeah, I am in FLAVOR COUNTRY BEE-OTCHES"

😎👍
 
Just one more day before I am on vacation for a week plus labor day.
Lets all join hands and say the serenity prayer, Dear Lord grant me the serenity to not choke a mother****er
Serenity now!
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Some dispatches make me wanna throw the phone through the wall. Others make me want to light the truck on fire.

The company is actually really good as is most of the local stuff. The majority of my problems lie with AMERICAN border nazis and AMERICAN receivers.

Are we detecting a pattern here?
 
I get a bottle of UNSWEETENED pure cranberry juice. It's bitter and tart as **** so you can't drink it straight. But put a shot glass or two in a tall glass of grape. Gives it a little kick.

Better yet, mix grape and orange juice 50/50, leaving room at the top for a shot of cranberry. Maybe even a little lemon juice.

You'll be like "oh yeah, I am in FLAVOR COUNTRY BEE-OTCHES"

😎👍
Probably not going to do that. The only kind of cranberries I like is the kind that slinks out of a can and retains the shape of the can.
Even better than the real thing!
 
A few months ago my mother and I were talking about my headstone. She asked if there was anything I wanted on it?
For a joke I said, Ya, "What a ride".
This week she calls me and says she talked to the headstone guy and they would put "what a ride" on it.
I was laughing so hard I could barely contain myself. :rolllaugh2:
I said I was joking.
Do you want me to call him back and change it?
Nah, just leave it, That's ****ing hilarious!

They are going to send pics when the headstone is done being engraved.
I can't wait to see what date they write for my date of death.:confused2::biglaugh:
 

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