North Korean Dictator might be a vegetable

[Duck]

TAIPEI (Taiwan News) — Japanese media, citing the medical team treating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, say the failure of initial surgery has left the 36-year-old in a vegetative state.

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The medical expert said during a visit to the countryside earlier this month, Kim clutched his chest and fell to the ground. A doctor accompanying Kim immediately carried out CPR and took him to a nearby hospital for emergency care.

The doctor also requested a medical team from Beijing for assistance. At the hospital, prior to the arrival of the Chinese medical team, the North Korean doctor performed cardiac surgery but there were complications due to the hereditary dictator's obesity and the doctor's anxiety.

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However Reuters seems to be downplaying the situation or at least sticking with "official" sources.

Exclusive: China sent team including medical experts to advise on North Korea’s Kim

China has dispatched a team to North Korea including medical experts to advise on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, according to three people familiar with the situation.

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[Mike]

Not sure if it is true or not. Time will tell.

That said, it has been awfully quiet from that area for a while.

 

[Rigjockey]

Gone from being a nut to being a vegetable.

 

[GAnthony]

Gone from being a nut to being a vegetable.

well, there are salads that call for vegetables as well as nuts, either almonds or walnuts, or pine nuts.

we just need to determine what kinda nut he is, and what salad dressing should be used.

 

[Duck]

TMZ reported that he's dead.

Consider that tabloid trash source for what it's worth.

 

[BlackBart]

Id be lyin if I said that would hurt my feelings

Probably bought it from one of them diseases you only get through inbreedin

 

[GAnthony]

TMZ reported that he's dead.

Consider that tabloid trash source for what it's worth.

i think 3 maybe 4 days ago, they reported that John Wayne was at the local coffee shop, violating the social distancing rules.

 

[vaportrail]

TMZ reported that he's dead.

Consider that tabloid trash source for what it's worth.

say what you want they seem to break alot of stuff first thats correct. Im sure the devils over at cnn are gonna do a week (at least) of mandatory mourning. Im sure someone on here will blame the orange man soon

 

[GAnthony]

North Korea's Supreme Leader/dictator Kim Jong-un has reportedly died, or is on his death bed with no hope for recuperation-- according to media outlets in China and Japan.
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so fake news once again.

 

[Hammer166]

Supposedly the surgeon putting the stent in had problems with his hands shaking because he was terrified of operating on the Supreme Leader.

That's karma in action, right there!

 

[Rigjockey]

i think 3 maybe 4 days ago, they reported that John Wayne was at the local coffee shop, violating the social distancing rules.

“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” “Tomorrow is the most important thing in life
-John Wayne.

 

[Sinister]

TMZ reported that he's dead.

Consider that tabloid trash source for what it's worth.

Since it reports things that are unimportant its probably mote accurate than anything.

 

[Rigjockey]

Will they play "Rocket Man" by Elton John at little rocketmans funeral?

 

[Duck]

Will they play "Rocket Man" by Elton John at little rocketmans funeral?

It would be awesome if Trump tweets the YouTube video

Even better if it makes Elton John have a hissy fit!

 

[Rigjockey]

Even better if it makes Elton John have a hissy fit!

Even better if Elton John had a sissy fit

 

[Sinister]

 

[GAnthony]

“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” “Tomorrow is the most important thing in life
-John Wayne.

"I like my jelly beans"

Ronald Reagan

 

[BlackBart]

It would be awesome if Trump tweets the YouTube video

Even better if it makes Elton John have a hissy fit!

I think ol Reg knows where his bread’s buttered. Apparently he sang and played at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding... so he might perform hisself if the money’s right

 

[Duck]

Supposedly the surgeon putting the stent in had problems with his hands shaking because he was terrified of operating on the Supreme Leader.

That's karma in action, right there!

 

[Humble pie]

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That’s some funny shit!! Mr Bean was his doctor