My Username Sucks

On the real though, this name changing thing is kind of cool. Let people have an option, but it sucks because everyone who changes their name...now I’ll have to figure out who they are.
 
You know when I was in the military, the worst thing that happened is when a female soldier got married. Changing your last name in the army is like changing your first name in regular life.

Me: private Jones, I need to you to....

Jones:Sgt. Reynolds is Smith.

Me: -looks like I just got punched in the face- Jones you need to get to the motor pool.

Smith: Sgt. it’s Smith.

Me: -looks like my head is about to explode- Damn it Private you know who I’m talking to, get down to the motor pool.

Smith: but Sgt.

Me: PUSH!!!

Sigh. Oh what simpler days those were.
 
If all you want to do is put a custom title in there, Mike will probably change it for you.
There's a limited number of characters though, and I don't know what that limit is.
 

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