You know when I was in the military, the worst thing that happened is when a female soldier got married. Changing your last name in the army is like changing your first name in regular life.
Me: private Jones, I need to you to....
Jones:Sgt. Reynolds is Smith.
Me: -looks like I just got punched in the face- Jones you need to get to the motor pool.
Smith: Sgt. it’s Smith.
Me: -looks like my head is about to explode- Damn it Private you know who I’m talking to, get down to the motor pool.
Smith: but Sgt.
Me: PUSH!!!
Sigh. Oh what simpler days those were.