That's alot of demands, lets go over a few of the problems, one you're a felon. Not going to go over this too much, you have have to live with it, two you want regional, and three you want 3000-3500 miles a week. Every driver wants 3000-3500 miles a week. You may want to try Shaffer, while they are owned by the same company as Crete they do not require a Hazmat.
You said you are on probation for a felony. Then you said you are not a felon. Did you mistakenly say felony in instead of misdemeanor, or possibly mistakenly say probation for parole? Not to pry, but these things are important when trying to answer questions. Going to Canada, and having a HAZMAT endorsement come into play, and the HAZMAT endorsement particularly comes into play if you are wanting to run close to Houston.
As for 3000+ miles/week, it probably isn't going to happen with a regional job. I would say there is a 99% chance it won't happen with a regional job.