Lone Ranger


In God We Trust
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes up the Lone
Ranger and says, Kemo Sabe, look up toward sky, what
you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone
Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buff alo shit, Kemo Sabe. It means
someone steal tent."

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