You get an extra for that one. That was pretty good!Several men are in the locker room of Miamiview Golf Club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and Jim engages the hands free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
JIM: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2022 models. I saw one I really liked."
JIM: "How much?"
JIM: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $1,050,000"
JIM: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1,000,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
JIM: "Bye! I love you, too."
Jim hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.
Jim turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"