Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have
it, his dog knocked the gun over, it went off and
Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... and
there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you
are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very
little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you
don't pee in your eye."
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have
it, his dog knocked the gun over, it went off and
Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... and
there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you
are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very
little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you
don't pee in your eye."
