Cerberus
In God We Trust
Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America ; well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India ; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50
a woman is like Great Britain ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60
a woman is like Yugoslavia
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70
a woman is like Russia ; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled
After 70, she becomes Tibet
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there
"Geography Of A Man
Between 1 and 70
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America ; well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India ; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50
a woman is like Great Britain ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60
a woman is like Yugoslavia
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70
a woman is like Russia ; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled
After 70, she becomes Tibet
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there
"Geography Of A Man
Between 1 and 70
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick.