Electric Chicken Needs Our Help!!!

Sinister

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The situation is desperate. Maybe even life threatening.

Hes hooked on what is arguably the worst period of country music ever. The 90s country he loves so much was home to things like Boot Scootin' Boogie, Bubba Shot The Jukebox and the worst country song ever, Achey Breaky Heart.

The 90s was when Shania Twain only got famous because she married a prominent rock and roll producer. Otherwise her male denigrating bullshit would have stayed in obscurity where it belongs.

We need to convert him to something else. Almost anything else.

Of course there were decent country artists in the 90s but for some reason all the George Straits and Clint Black's are lost in comparison to fake country people.

We need to save our friend @Electric Chicken before it's too late and he starts telling us he's just fine with Eric Church's anti 2A bullshit.

This song further illustrates the severity of this problem.

 
Oh. I only got into Shania because of her leopard print pants.
See?

That's another problem lots of people don't even see coming when they start down this path.

Leopard print back then is today's twerking.

It automatically equals TRASH. Just...vile, vulgar trash.

Might as well hang up some Dale Earnhardt curtains and put a big NO FEAR sticker on your truck.

Trash.
 
Okay. Good.

Van Halen is a good place to start on the road to country addiction recovery.

Now we're getting someplace.

Anyone else have anything they want to share with the group?
 
See?

That's another problem lots of people don't even see coming when they start down this path.

Leopard print back then is today's twerking.

It automatically equals TRASH. Just...vile, vulgar trash.

Might as well hang up some Dale Earnhardt curtains and put a big NO FEAR sticker on your truck.

Trash.
Don't be knocking my décor.
 
See?

That's another problem lots of people don't even see coming when they start down this path.

Leopard print back then is today's twerking.

It automatically equals TRASH. Just...vile, vulgar trash.

Might as well hang up some Dale Earnhardt curtains and put a big NO FEAR sticker on your truck.

Trash.
She wore a lot of other outfits that made her nomnomnomable too.
 
She wore a lot of other outfits that made her nomnomnomable too.
Only if your name is Mutt Lange.

She married a man named Mutt, and wore leopard print.

= trash.

EQUALS TRASH.

Don't even need the third strike of horrendous music about how men need to serve her and all that crap.
 
Okay. Good.

Van Halen is a good place to start on the road to country addiction recovery.

Now we're getting someplace.

Anyone else have anything they want to share with the group?
Maybe instead of slamming him right into real music we should start him on rock genre songs that sound like country. Like Mama Said.

Maybe that slow song by Kid Rock.

Kind of like how drug dealers don't hook children on crack right away. They start them on weed first.

We can probably hook him on slow songs then slowly move him to real stuff like Metallica.

Who knows? Maybe a year from now you will have him headbanging to death metal.

Baby steps. 😉


 

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