I didn't even do the math when reading the real word problems in school. Math is for chumps. And nerds like my parents. They were both nerds. Major nerds. Like pocket protectors & white tape on their glasses.
And they're STILL nerds.
The last time I saw my mom she was wearing a t-shirt with an upside down calculator displaying 07734 because upside down it spells "hello".
NERDS I tells ya.