Car Keys

[coachman]

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has scolded me many times over leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband. "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these."I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"You forgot," he said, "I dropped you at the hotel."

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He replied, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."

 

[2xR]

Obviously, the ultimate blond moment...

 

[Southern Fried]

Once upon a time, my buddy who had a wrecker service got a call from a local shopping mall. I hopped in with him.

When we arrived there was a very distraught lady pacing around in tears. Locked the car with keys in the ignition. Had to be back to work, etc , etc.

Mark looked at the little 4-door car. Opened the rear door on the driver's side and popped the lock up on the driver's door..... which was the only locked door on the car.

Yep, she was blond.