At the Biker Bar

Cerberus

In God We Trust
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits
Down at the bar and
Orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at
a corner table. He gets up,
Staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
Biggest, meanest, Biker in
The face and says, "I went by your Grandma's
House today and I saw her
In the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one
Fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a
Word.
His buddies are
Confused, because he is one bad biker and
Would fight at the
Drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your
Grandma and she is , the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get
Really mad but the biker still
Says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time
And says, "I'll tell you
Something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the
Drunk by the shoulders,
Looks him square in the eyes, and says...

"Grandpa! Go home, you're drunk!"
 

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