Asteroid impact imminent! We're all gonna die this weekend! 🤯

[Duck]

Aint noon in Commiefornia yet

There's still hope!

 

[ironpony]

So you mean the British tabloid newspaper was wrong?? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Apparently so...

 

[Injun]

12:35 Pacific Time.
I'm still breathing, how you-all doing?

 

[mndriver]

12:35 Pacific Time.
I'm still breathing, how you-all doing?

 

[GAnthony]

12:35 Pacific Time.
I'm still breathing, how you-all doing?

yeah but you ain't in commifornia, yer way up north, so you IS safe..!!

 

[Duck]

Hopefully San Francisco is a lake full of lava and death right now and we just haven't heard about it yet because the lines are down.

 

[GAnthony]

Hopefully San Francisco is a lake full of lava and death right now and we just haven't heard about it yet because the lines are down.

well hells' bells...........the damned asteroid missed the other fruits and nuts... further north..????

 

[Duck]

Well dammit!



Damn British fake news.




I should prank call that tabloid and tell them their beloved queen just died. Can you imagine how much trouble they'd get into for reporting fake news about the queen in a monarchy where free speech doesn't even exist?

 

[GAnthony]

Well dammit!

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Damn British fake news.




I should prank call that tabloid and tell them their beloved queen just died. Can you imagine how much trouble they'd get into for reporting fake news and the queen in a monarchy where free speech doesn't even exist?

 

[BlackBart]

Hopefully San Francisco is a lake full of lava and death right now and we just haven't heard about it yet because the lines are down.

Frisco’s already a lake full of human shit

 

[TheJrod]

They've been fear mongering about asteroid impacts ever since they started watching for them. They need to keep people scared so they'll keep getting funding for their programs to map all near-earth-objects.

Near-Earth object - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Would you prefer that no one watches? Just asking...

 

[mndriver]

Would you prefer that no one watches? Just asking...

Yes I would. As stated, it's fear mongering to maintain funding

 

[Duck]

Would you prefer that no one watches? Just asking...

No one had been watching for the gazillion years mankind was allegedly around (according to Satan's minions) before the technology was available. We're in no more danger than we've always been in.

 

[ironpony]

Yes I would. As stated, it's fear mongering to maintain funding

No one had been watching for the gazillion years mankind was allegedly around (according to Satan's minions) before the technology was available. We're in no more danger than we've always been in.

So, what's the difference between our species and the dinosaurs (among others?)

We're here, and have the technology to avoid their demise... if we choose to use it.

 

[GAnthony]

No one had been watching for the gazillion years mankind was allegedly around (according to Satan's minions) before the technology was available. We're in no more danger than we've always been in.

oh man, now that crap scares me....!!!!!!

 

[GAnthony]

So, what's the difference between our species and the dinosaurs (among others?)

We're here, and have the technology to avoid their demise... if we choose to use it.

that's right..who you gonna call..??

"Asteroid Busters"...!!!

 

[Duck]

So, what's the difference between our species and the dinosaurs (among others?)

We're here, and have the technology to avoid their demise... if we choose to use it.

What's the point? If we can deflect a doomsday asteroid it's still only a matter of a few years until terrorists get a hold of nuclear weapons and trigger WW3. And that's an exponentially bigger threat than Haley's comet.

 

[ironpony]

What's the point? If we can deflect a doomsday asteroid it's still only a matter of a few years until terrorists get a hold of nuclear weapons and trigger WW3. And that's an exponentially bigger threat than Haley's comet.

Go back to your hole, and get the rock back on top. Yer doomed!

 

[mndriver]

Aaah yes...



Humans....

The omnipotent ones .....

 

[BlackBart]

No one had been watching for the gazillion years mankind was allegedly around (according to Satan's minions) before the technology was available. We're in no more danger than we've always been in.

Just a lil bit different ball game once ya know about it