Are lot lizards still a thing

I haven’t seen lot lizards in a while but I only run Texas,Louisiana,Mississippi. Are they still out there or do they just advertise on social media instead of knock on doors. I don’t have Facebook or Twitter or any of that but have heard that sort of thing is advertised there.
If ya really looking for some of that "passionate" Truckstop loving hit 35 Northbound to Okie City the "OKC"..

Check out these fine Skank Hos..

 
Ya know we wouldn't have these kinda Problems if they'd just call upon Seargent Birchie with the Pee,Pee,pee..

Thats short for the Pee-Lot Party Row Patrol.

He's got a sawed off 12 Guage Pepper Ball Reminington Riot Buster edition..

He's also got a big old billy club and and even bigger chip on his shoulder .

Ya see he blames the rest of the world for the problems he makes for him oneself..

He would love nothing more than to quit his trucking job and do Truckstop Security..

But when he puts on that Security Uniform he feels sense of pride .

And knows he is there to SERVE and Protect America's Truck Drivers from Panhandlers , Lizards, and other assorted Truckstop parking lot riff raff..
 
Cops should go catch seriously bad criminals. Not a big deal if people have sex. The drug dealers, thieves, vandals, etc are the true people who need arresting.
 
I’m not judging anyone. I think someone can do what they want with their body. But I wouldn’t ever have sex with someone who’s profession is sex.

It's the difference between having sex with a woman who loves sex and someone (like a wife) who does it just because it's expected. Very much worth paying for. LMAO
 
This is the latest violator of Google's advertising program. This thread qualifies as sexual content and got me in trouble once again.
 
This is the latest violator of Google's advertising program. This thread qualifies as sexual content and got me in trouble once again.
Damn. Ain't nothing sexual about a lot 🦎 either.

You literally can't win with Google. They keep moving the goalposts, and not in a straight line.
 
Ya know we wouldn't have these kinda Problems if they'd just call upon Seargent Birchie with the Pee,Pee,pee..

Thats short for the Pee-Lot Party Row Patrol.

He's got a sawed off 12 Guage Pepper Ball Reminington Riot Buster edition..

He's also got a big old billy club and and even bigger chip on his shoulder .

Ya see he blames the rest of the world for the problems he makes for him oneself..

He would love nothing more than to quit his trucking job and do Truckstop Security..

But when he puts on that Security Uniform he feels sense of pride .

And knows he is there to SERVE and Protect America's Truck Drivers from Panhandlers , Lizards, and other assorted Truckstop parking lot riff raff..
I actually did put in my Application at the TA off 94 and Russell Road..

Swear 2 Dear Gosh "someday" I'm gonna make @mndriver "Proud" and Follow my Truly "Designated" Career Path..

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Haha!

I can't afford Meth.
Ya could cook that stuff yourself nowadays for about $100 buck per batch with the "One Pot System"..

Ya gotta pharm out for the Sudafed though..

These days most States have "Real" Sudafed behind the Pharmacy Counter

While ya don't need a "Prescription" they need a Photo Copy of your Driver License or ID Card and ya can only buy two boxes at a time and that Pharmacy is Required By Law to "Report" all Purchases of Certain Cold Medicine to The State Department Of Justice under the "Combat METH Act"
 
On another trucker site the other day some guy posted a picture of a professionally done card some girl left stuck in his door. Revealing picture on one side with contact info, price list on the other side.
 
On another trucker site the other day some guy posted a picture of a professionally done card some girl left stuck in his door. Revealing picture on one side with contact info, price list on the other side.
I'm guessing that was probably a "registered" Escort Service..

Much like a Massage Parlor they do alot more for Ca$h under the Table ..

Uh according to a Documentary I watched years ago of course.
 

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