Ain't hadda Shower in 4 Days

Uncle Birchy

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Big Cabin Travel Plaza Oklahoma Turnpike..

What a place..

Ain't hadda shower since Saturday..

Fueled at PeeLot in so Accounting don't call n B-Word at me..

There's a Fly J in Tulsa but it's getting late and be "Packed"..

Stopped here 75 gallons for Shower..

I'm light so topped off every last drop only 63 Gallons...

Just shy of 5 gallons DEF Fluid..

That's 68...

Nonetheless I think the clerk looked at me and gotta good "whiff" she said it's not quite 75 but close enough..

Go Park and bring your Receipt back in..

Oh and they gotta giant carved Indian infront of the joint like Cigar stores used to have when ya were a kid
 

Uncle Birchy

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Big cabin has always been good about taking care of drivers.
I don't get this way much but I will stop back if I run 44 Turnpike ever again

Speaking of which it's only in our companies last monthly "Newsletter" that I learned the "PRE-PASS" works on the Oklahoma and Kansas Turnpikes now..

They used to have they're own "Screwy" system not EZPASS
 

mndriver

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I don't get this way much but I will stop back if I run 44 Turnpike ever again

Speaking of which it's only in our companies last monthly "Newsletter" that I learned the "PRE-PASS" works on the Oklahoma and Kansas Turnpikes now..

They used to have they're own "Screwy" system not EZPASS
 

Uncle Birchy

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Last few places the "Pre-Pass" was SCALES only..

Hadda I-Pass or EZ-Pass for the TOLLS that didn't but didn't work in Kansas or Texas..or the big bridge in Tampa Florida

I guess nowadays it's all "Synchronized" together

About freaking time too
 

Mike

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Nice pond there. But, it’s on the section that is fenced off and for sale now. They allowed you to fish there, and it was a pretty quiet place to park
 

Uncle Birchy

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Nice pond there. But, it’s on the section that is fenced off and for sale now. They allowed you to fish there, and it was a pretty quiet place to park
I'm out on the mud n dirt...

a "Marten Transport" circled around afew times and a Can-hauler pulled out ..

Loves across the street just ain't a LOVES kinda guy..

Not sure why I just have a "Hatred" for LOVES more so than even Pee-Lots

Won't $pend a "dime" there
 

BlackBart

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Big Cabin Travel Plaza Oklahoma Turnpike..

What a place..

Ain't hadda shower since Saturday..

Fueled at PeeLot in so Accounting don't call n B-Word at me..

There's a Fly J in Tulsa but it's getting late and be "Packed"..

Stopped here 75 gallons for Shower..

I'm light so topped off every last drop only 63 Gallons...

Just shy of 5 gallons DEF Fluid..

That's 68...

Nonetheless I think the clerk looked at me and gotta good "whiff" she said it's not quite 75 but close enough..

Go Park and bring your Receipt back in..

Oh and they gotta giant carved Indian infront of the joint like Cigar stores used to have when ya were a kid
Gettin a little ripe, is ya?

Just jump in the crick next time ya park near one :wink:
 

Uncle Birchy

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Gettin a little ripe, is ya?

Just jump in the crick next time ya park near one :wink:
Then you smell like stream runoff ....plus I need a Mirror to Shave..

And I ain't gonna stretch my laundry over rocks n beat it with a stick..
 

Uncle Birchy

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Then hang it from a tree and beat it with a stick :wink:
Jared on Shipping Wars says he sneaks into Motel Pools for free baths...

My "past" luck tells me I'd probably be arrested for Trespassing ...plus I buy Fuel almost every other day so I usually got a shower credit or two on my cards anyways
 

Uncle Birchy

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Past luck?

Well dammit boy... ya aint s’posed to be jumpin in them pools nekkid :biglaugh:
Now what get me is "Quest" TV over the Air shows practically all Seasons of Shipping Wars and Ice Road Truckers..

Atleast first 3 of Yukon Gold..

What Gets "ME" is Dual Survival

After Cody Lundin and Joe Teti had there "Hash Out"...the reruns end at season 3..

After "Cody" was Matt Grahmn and Joe Teti and a couple KICK @$$ seasons too
 

Uncle Birchy

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I heard on the CB that if one was getting ripe enough one could actually just pay for a shower but that might be more fable then fact
Back when I first "started" Ca$h was $5 but make that a TEN SPOT..

Was a "Deposit" for Key and Towels..

Upon "Redemption" ya gotta $5 back
 

Uncle Birchy

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Depends who ya drive for. Some guys gotta watch their pennies :whistling:
I don't "necessarily" have too..

Back in the day it became such a "Habit"..

Even though I'm much "better" off today it's like a Video Game and racking a higher score..

That said I also have this "FEAR" that This Time the ECONOMY has Really Cra$hed and "PREPPING" More..

Truthfully if the whole entire $hit_Sheebang went OFF the RAILS half SET-UP "Already"..

"Honestly" I just CANT WAIT
 

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