Cerberus
In God We Trust
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in he middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator soft wonderful and
larger than a real one
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
meall of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain he toy . . you explain the kids."
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in he middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator soft wonderful and
larger than a real one
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
meall of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain he toy . . you explain the kids."
