Cant you at least PRETEND to admire and respect his superior writing skills? You're going to make him upset.
And when he gets upset, his eye starts twitching and bad things happen.
They REALLY don't want anyone stealing cases of bottled water.
If the greeters see you walking out with a case of water, they'll ask for your receipt. Otherwise they just smile and wave.
I can be at a full service grocery store in 5 minutes if I don't let the car warm up.
Walmart is 15 minutes, 7 actual miles, Menards probably 20 minutes, 8 miles (unless I go the back way)
I found a hand drawn map in a notebook the other day.
It had my road, went a few miles east, then a few miles south then 6 miles west and ended up kinda close to Menards.
No idea... This county has a grid pattern with roads every mile. Not every mile is paved, and some sections are missing but...
When I was at orientation for Covenant back in '04 I went to the Waffle House across the street. That was in Chattanooga.
The server was this redhead chick with freckles and a few missing teeth. Probably upper teens, early 20's. Kinda cute for an inbred hick.
Soneone called the restaurant and...
No there's this thing called a state line, have you ever heard of it?
Where to begin....
In most places it's invisible but there's usually a sign... I'll tell you what, just open up Google maps and zoom out and you can see how the mainland United States is divided up into 48 oddly sized and...
My local Walmart has this old guy who babysits the self checkouts late nights. He looks like he's in his upper 70's or early 80's.
He always looks like he's super pissed off.
Then there's a yapaholic Corky guy who works the only human register that's ever open after dark, the one in the middle...
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