Sinister
pari animositate
Those of you with an American flag zip tied to the back of your trailer should know:
- the flag is mounted in what is largely an aerodynamic vacuum. There is very little air swirling directly behind your trailer. The air current traveling down the side of your truck does not meet its companion from the other side until about 8 feet after the two currents converge behind your truck.
- as a result of this demi-doldrum it does not fly straight out at a right angle majestically behind you. You are NOT proudly displaying the stars and stripes.
- it just sort of hangs there limply. Something your wife is probably all too familiar with.
I'm conclusion, you are NOT proudly displaying the stars and stripes and communicating your patriotism. The only thing you're displaying is your lack of understanding of aerodynamics, improper flag knowledge, and inability to mentally absorb the fact that when some guy passed you and you got the same idea, his flag wasn't waving proudly either.
You're not doing anything but creating a dirty flag.
- the flag is mounted in what is largely an aerodynamic vacuum. There is very little air swirling directly behind your trailer. The air current traveling down the side of your truck does not meet its companion from the other side until about 8 feet after the two currents converge behind your truck.
- as a result of this demi-doldrum it does not fly straight out at a right angle majestically behind you. You are NOT proudly displaying the stars and stripes.
- it just sort of hangs there limply. Something your wife is probably all too familiar with.
I'm conclusion, you are NOT proudly displaying the stars and stripes and communicating your patriotism. The only thing you're displaying is your lack of understanding of aerodynamics, improper flag knowledge, and inability to mentally absorb the fact that when some guy passed you and you got the same idea, his flag wasn't waving proudly either.
You're not doing anything but creating a dirty flag.
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