Bat **** CRAZY - The Tiger King thread.

[Duck]

Looks like she got a big ass rock on that one ring..

I've also known Single ladies who do that so we "assume" they married and won't hit on em..

Other times had them with no ring come-on to me ...then after "buying" the drinks and meal bring up they're Husband or Boyfriend

Gosh "really" if they so Gr8 why ya hanging out with ME and stringing me along

Maybe wait for the 2nd or 3rd date before you start talking about how much you admire the Unabomber?

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Maybe wait for the 2nd or 3rd date before you start talking about how much you admire the Unabomber?

I'm looking for a Real "Mountain" Lady who wouldn't "Mind" retiring in the Peace and Quiet of the Northwoods..

Apparently most of em just wanna either Sit on the Couch n Afraid of Nature...

Or think I got "$$$$$" want me to "PAY" everything and still not PUT OUT...

Some were just so "Conceited" n self cetered that beyond getting "Laid" couldn't stand her no more and I myself stopped answering my phone..

 

[GAnthony]

I'm looking for a Real "Mountain" Lady who wouldn't "Mind" retiring in the Peace and Quiet of the Northwoods..

Apparently most of em just wanna either Sit on the Couch n Afraid of Nature...

Or think I got "$$$$$" want me to "PAY" everything and still not PUT OUT...

Some were just so "Conceited" n self cetered that beyond getting "Laid" couldn't stand her no more and I myself stopped answering my phone..

buy a blow up doll, either the cheap $100 kind, or the real close to a real woman doll for over $5,000.

just be sure to have anti-bacterial and wet wipes to clean her up afterwards.

and either one you choose to buy..??

pre-clean her, before the first insertion, as you never know how many "quality control" people, tested her out, before shipping...

 

[Duck]

pre-clean her, before the first insertion, as you never know how many "quality control" people, tested her out, before shipping they're made in China

Had to fix that for ya.

 

[4mer Trucker]

I would stop and try the clams

Steamed or on the Half Shell?

 

[Duck]

I would stop and try the clams

What if your only choice was Arby's?

 

[Uncle Birchy]

buy a blow up doll, either the cheap $100 kind, or the real close to a real woman doll for over $5,000.

just be sure to have anti-bacterial and wet wipes to clean her up afterwards.

and either one you choose to buy..??

pre-clean her, before the first insertion, as you never know how many "quality control" people, tested her out, before shipping...

Maybe if I keep trucking afew more years and $aving I can afford one of those Real Lifelike SexBots..

Zerohedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Uncle Birchy]

What if your only choice was Arby's?

Good Shakes and Curly Fries...

Used to spring for the 5 for $5....but now it's 5 for $10 and they cut the meat in half

 

[Humble pie]

Maybe if I keep trucking afew more years and $aving I can afford one of those Real Lifelike SexBots..

Zerohedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Ever the optimist

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Ever the optimist

A Toronto Brothel even rents these out with "Home Delivery" services as well ...

Eighty Bucks an Hour "USD"...

Zerohedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Some of those look like their faces are modeled after "tween" age kids too.

Here's the first one. All I did was crop out the boobs so it's nothing but the face. It leaves no doubt that it's supposed to look like a child.

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If that's based on "market research" it certainly explains why human trafficking is such a problem these days.

Welp for Eighty Bucks an hour better be some Hot Young "Silcone" robotics..

Okay @Duck let's say some company makes an "Average" Everyday looking Silicone Robot completely "Aged" with wrinkles and Cellulitis and real looking Stretchmarks

As an added bonus a voice chip to sound like your Ex nagging ya..

Wonder what that would go for ..mperhaps an "Economy" Model

 

[GAnthony]

Welp for Eighty Bucks an hour better be some Hot Young "Silcone" robotics..

Okay @Duck let's say some company makes an "Average" Everyday looking Silicone Robot completely "Aged" with wrinkles and Cellulitis and real looking Stretchmarks

As an added bonus a voice chip to sound like your Ex nagging ya..

Wonder what that would go for ..mperhaps an "Economy" Model

a loaf of what bread with a hole in the center?

 

[Humble pie]

A Toronto Brothel even rents these out with "Home Delivery" services as well ...

Eighty Bucks an Hour "USD"...

Zerohedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

That’s just creepy

 

[Uncle Birchy]

That’s just creepy

As they mass produce the prices will drop..

Another decade or so you'll be able to buy em at Walmart

 

[Humble pie]

As they mass produce the prices will drop..

Another decade or so you'll be able to buy em at Walmart

I think I’m good.

 

[Duck]

Another decade or so you'll be able to buy em at Walmart

Yes, in the locked "family planning" case with the condoms.

 

[GAnthony]

Yes, in the locked "family planning" case with the condoms.

along with the printer ink.

 

[4mer Trucker]

That’s just creepy

It is

I'm starting to worry about Birchy

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Yes, in the locked "family planning" case with the condoms.

Welp buying stuff "Online" there @Duck instead of "Supporting" Local Buisness..

Sillicon Valley and Amazon shall only "GROW"..

Keep "Embracing" then B-Word about it

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Even the camel isn't safe when "Florida Woman" is around!!!

In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel to escape, officials say

GROSSE TETE — A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the

www.theadvocate.com

That's what "TOURISTS" get for stopping at Truckstops..

Serves em right too....

Gosh they got a CAR could've went Anywheres