My Username Sucks

[Mike]

If this is you, for a limited time, you may change your username here on the forum.

Ok, you will be able to do this indefinitely, but for a limited time, you can do it for free.

Some of you have some really bad usernames. No idea how you came up with them, and I am sure you spend every waking moment wishing you have chosen differently. This is your chance.

Seriously, you can do this. And yes, it is free. In the future, we will be charging $2354668639464.99 for each username change, so get in on this now while it is free!

How do you do this? It's simple. Even a caveman can do it! Heck, even @Skateboard puller could figure this out!. (Ok, maybe not).

Anyhow, Here is a direct link to your username, and you should see an option to change it. Once changed, you will have to wait on our username change coordinators to approve the change, because we all know some of you will try to come up with something stupid, illegal, or just downright pathetic, and we must protect you from yourselves.

Here's the link: https://www.truckersforum.net/account/account-details

 

[Electric Chicken]

2 and 2 is what, 7? Something like that with Common Core.

 

[Mike]

Hey

Go **** yourself

Don’t single me out because I’m not a door slammer

Ban me for a few days I don’t care

I run open deck and am proud of it. I’m not a dumbass like tinunicorn pulling reefer

I work for a living

I latch onto skateboards so I’m a skateboard puller. Even a moron like @dchawk81 or @GAnthony should be able to put 2 and 2 together

If they can’t, **** ‘em.

I'm thinking your new username should be.......


TRIGGERED

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

I'm thinking your new username should be.......


TRIGGERED

Don’t trigger me with accusations

Hoser

 

[Mike]

Don’t trigger me with accusations

Hoser

Don't call me canadian names associated with yard tools.

zamboni replacement. yeah, I looked up the origin of the term you offended me with.

 

[Duck]

 

[Mike]

Gonna get fat(ter) eating that

 

[Electric Chicken]

I'm thinking your new username should be.......


TRIGGERED

With Tigger as his avatar.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Don't call me canadian names associated with yard tools.

zamboni replacement. yeah, I looked up the origin of the term you offended me with.

Take off eh. You’re a hosehead don’t try no smart mouth Yankee tactics on me

Drop yer bewbags out ta winda, yer ma is yer da, and ya got ya wee tadger bumbled in the wrong gadgie

 

[Duck]

Gonna get fat(ter) eating that

It's keto popcorn. I put a whole stick of grass fed butter on it. And some bacon.

 

[ironpony]

The best part is you don't even have to respond... dickwad does all the heavy lifting on his own.

 

[Keendriver]

Me thinks you're just using this as a cover to switch over to Radiant Fire.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Take off eh. You’re a hosehead don’t try no smart mouth Yankee tactics on me

Drop yer bewbags out ta winda, yer ma is yer da, and ya got ya wee tadger bumbled in the wrong gadgie

What'd you do, go all Scottish on us?

 

[mndriver]

I'm thinking your new username should be.......


TRIGGERED

Juvenile delinquent

 

[tommyh]

he may be a door slammer reject

reject may be a good name

 

[tommyh]

and changing your name to Mike is out of the question
we don`t want any Fake Mikes

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Wow.

This thread went sideways

 

[Rigjockey]

Wow.

This thread went sideways Faster than a flatbedder in a snow storm.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[tommyh]

Don’t trigger me with accusations

Hoser

how about Abdullah?

 

[r3gulator3]

Fixed it for ya.

Now wait a minute!!! We can’t be making generalized insults to different sects of the industry. The door-swingers can’t keep up with it.

Geez these insults flying around here are hitting harder than a swift trainee backing in at a Pilot.


Ok ok....I’m done.