what not to say when your pulled over

[smokestack]

"hey, officer
did you just drop a 50 dollar bill over there?"

 

[patriciajnsn]

LMAO,I've said a few choice things to officers that has pulled me over.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

"good morning officer, did your mom dress you like that?"

 

[ironmanwife]

Don't argue with me I been drinking..

 

[Sinisters Wife]

Female police officers are way worse than male police officers. I sometimes get a warning from the males and always get a ticket from the woman.
My husband actually got out of a ticket by telling the officer that he knew he was going like 45 in a 25mph zone I could not believe he got a way with it.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

"dont you have anything better to do?"

 

[Sinisters Wife]

"Aren't there faster drivers out there that you can catch?"

 

[patriciajnsn]

"good morning officer, did your mom dress you like that?"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.I get alittle meaner then that.Sir don't u have anything better to do besides picking on the trk driver,or I get a jerk at the weigh sta I tell him sir are u angry because your wife cut u off.They just don't have a since of humor in the morning,LOL.I've called them a few nice names as well.I told an officer in Ohio,you're nothing but a prejudice mother f er.He gave me a ticket and I was'nt even speeding.Then every now and again I get some real good looken officer pull me over just to check my logs,I look at him and say,sir you are one hot officer u can check anything u like,LOL.

 

[patriciajnsn]

I think if I was a female officer I would be more lenient to men.If you'll notice men are nicer to women and visa versa.As mouthy as I can get to the men officers,they're just as calm as can be.But a guy says some of the things I say,they'd get handcuffed and hauled to jail.It is'nt fair I know but that's how our justice system works.

Female police officers are way worse than male police officers. I sometimes get a warning from the males and always get a ticket from the woman.
My husband actually got out of a ticket by telling the officer that he knew he was going like 45 in a 25mph zone I could not believe he got a way with it.

 

[snowflake]

"Aren't there faster drivers out there that you can catch?"

my lucky they would say yes but you were the first one to pull over soooooooooooo.

 

[smokestack]

"I heard you would give good looking females a break, officer"
"We absolutely do, miss, ...now sign the ticket...your court date is....."

 

[MustangLX]

Is that a maglite in your pocket
or are you just looking forward to frisking me

 

[ironmanwife]

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my
lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out
of control.

 

[Road Dust]

I can't reach my drivers license unless you hold my beer for me.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

i know the judge, and your gonna be directing traffic in alaska this time tomorrow!

 

[RPMS]

You know I pay your wages so you work for me !

 

[2lilboots]

look at that little bitty gun you have and your shoes are very big either

 

[Road Dust]

Just don't look in the trunk.

 

[2lilboots]

how about i put the handcuffs on you big boy

 

[Road Dust]

No! You get on the ground!