Fenderbender
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We had home made chocolate avacodo ice cream for our snack this evening.
Fishes **** in it.Dihydrogen monoxide
That's why we should all drink beer.Fishes **** in it.
Beer is made with dihydrogen monoxide though. It's one of the main ingredients.That's why we should all drink beer.
But it's been purified with hops, barley, and yeast.Beer is made with dihydrogen monoxide though. It's one of the main ingredients.
Even in it's purest form, one teaspoon of that stuff can kill you.But it's been purified with hops, barley, and yeast.
Ban the crap!Even in it's purest form, one teaspoon of that stuff can kill you.
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment.
Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Source: Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide
I bet they put it in their douche flutes.Ban the crap!
Even in it's purest form, one teaspoon of that stuff can kill you.
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment.
Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Source: Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide