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Uncle Birchy

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Other day I donated blood but they weigh ya 1st n a short medical checkup..

Gosh I cant find the Original Birch Belly 10 years ago...

I'm gonna "Surpass" that...

Already lost my progress so SCREW IT..

GONNA go 4 It...

Heck back in the day "Obesity" qualified ya for "Disability"..

Bring on them Big Mack's n KFC..

Id also say "Buffet" but Covid19 virus sorta put the kybash on that..

Even out in Vegas they took your temperature at the door just to enter
 

Uncle Birchy

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Had one guy wanted to take my temp. I know. He’s just doing what he’s told....

I asked him if he was medically trained to correctly take a temperature and certified by the state.

“No sir...”. And he just stepped back.
Man I stop at the Casino put a $20 in a machine and All Ya Could Eat voucher coupon for Prime Rib
 

Duck

Talks to Mice
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Had one guy wanted to take my temp. I know. He’s just doing what he’s told....

I asked him if he was medically trained to correctly take a temperature and certified by the state.

“No sir...”. And he just stepped back.
I had my temperature taken twice. Both were at doctors offices I took Sarah to.

They just reach up and zap your forehead with something that I imagine is an infrared temp gun like what we check exhaust manifolds with except I guess more accurate and calibrated to a very specific range.

Still probably not accurate enough for "official" medical purposes but good enough to appease the paranoid covidiots who think we're all gonna die.
 

Electric Chicken

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I had my temperature taken twice. Both were at doctors offices I took Sarah to.

They just reach up and zap your forehead with something that I imagine is an infrared temp gun like what we check exhaust manifolds with except I guess more accurate and calibrated to a very specific range.

Still probably not accurate enough for "official" medical purposes but good enough to appease the paranoid covidiots who think we're all gonna die.
P&G got all fancy and hooked one up to a laptop. Every time they zapped me I'da swore I was comin' in hot but they said it looked good so I'm like oh okay. :dunno:

Body temperature must be one of them fake news hoaxes.
 

Sinister

You know what, Stuart? I like you!
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Had one guy wanted to take my temp. I know. He’s just doing what he’s told....

I asked him if he was medically trained to correctly take a temperature and certified by the state.

“No sir...”. And he just stepped back.
Parents aren't medically trained to take their kids temp either.

But anyone can detect a fever.
 

Rigjockey

In Gord we trust!
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P&G got all fancy and hooked one up to a laptop. Every time they zapped me I'da swore I was comin' in hot but they said it looked good so I'm like oh okay. :dunno:

Body temperature must be one of them fake news hoaxes.
Where I work they got a guy in one building that zaps the reader at your forehead (when he is actually there).

At the other building they got a laptop thing hooked to a camera that shows thermal imaging like some kind of Terminator effects.
It's pretty cool but not worth the few thousands they spent on it. Homeboy from Brampton does the same job with the scanner type dealy ( when he is there).
 

Electric Chicken

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Where I work they got a guy in one building that zaps the reader at your forehead (when he is actually there).

At the other building they got a laptop thing hooked to a camera that shows thermal imaging like some kind of Terminator effects.
It's pretty cool but not worth the few thousands they spent on it. Homeboy from Brampton does the same job with the scanner type dealy ( when he is there).
Yeah that terminator thing is what I'm talking about. I swear the colors look like I'm cooking.

Schneider OC had someone checking temps too but only during the daytime.

It's like yeeeeeeeeah this is as effective as the disposable paper masks sewed barehanded in a hut in India and allowed to drop directly on the floor.
 
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