Jump Start New Job Parking Lot

[Uncle Birchy]

Next 2 my station is Dante a "Brotha" Man..

Begining the Shift he starts up all my computer crap gets me going but I am supposed be learning how log in computer.

Lastnight he drives a Buick LaCrosse wouldnt fire or turn-over..

I have Jumper Cables back of my Jeep with the spare tire..

Pulled up his bumper and we hooked up the cables waited 10 minutes give it a good charge..

His Lights working and car alarm beeped so gave it another 5/10 minutes hooked up.

Now I did not have the "Testor" where ya can go over the cables and alternator see if it lights up..

He had JUICE 4 sure or Alarm & Lights wouldnt be on now..

He called his kid come get him..

Trouble with computer station today Im gonna remind him who had "Jumper Cables" and tried get ya going

 

[Electric Chicken]

Sounds like a classy joint.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Sounds like a classy joint.

Way back in the day my 2nd summer job in High School my Uncle worked maintainence put a word in 4 me summer job.

I hadda give him $10/$15 bucks every payday 4 gas ..

He said when ya grow up look around the parking lot at a temp service gig..

If ya see mostly Nice Car they making good pay..

Ya see "Beaters With A Heater" alllover parking lot that place aint paying jack diddly squat

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Way back in the day my 2nd summer job in High School my Uncle worked maintainence put a word in 4 me summer job.

I hadda give him $10/$15 bucks every payday 4 gas ..

He said when ya grow up look around the parking lot at a temp service gig..

If ya see mostly Nice Car they making good pay..

Ya see "Beaters With A Heater" alllover parking lot that place aint paying jack diddly squat

I am also sick of computers , sensors, locked doors and cameras every square inch..

Lunch break aint paid so ya punch in out 4 lunch 8 & ahalf hour shift okay..

Payroll knows ya took the lunch okay..

But no herd everybody together like cattle at the time clocks wasting a good 5/6 minutes ya lunch period just punching in and out for the 1/2 meal break

Thats BS or give people 5/6 minutes "lee-way' if thats ya excpectations and "Be Fair" play a "clean hand fresh deal"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I am also sick of computers , sensors, locked doors and cameras every square inch..

Lunch break aint paid so ya punch in out 4 lunch 8 & ahalf hour shift okay..

Payroll knows ya took the lunch okay..

But no herd everybody together like cattle at the time clocks wasting a good 5/6 minutes ya lunch period just punching in and out for the 1/2 meal break

Thats BS or give people 5/6 minutes "lee-way' if thats ya excpectations and "Be Fair" play a "clean hand fresh deal"

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have ya crew sneaking off all the time

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I am also sick of computers , sensors, locked doors and cameras every square inch..

Lunch break aint paid so ya punch in out 4 lunch 8 & ahalf hour shift okay..

Payroll knows ya took the lunch okay..

But no herd everybody together like cattle at the time clocks wasting a good 5/6 minutes ya lunch period just punching in and out for the 1/2 meal break

Thats BS or give people 5/6 minutes "lee-way' if thats ya excpectations and "Be Fair" play a "clean hand fresh deal"

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have roughly half ya crew sneaking off screwing around okay

 

[Duck]

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have roughly half ya crew sneaking off screwing around okay

okay around screwing off sneaking crew ya half roughly have have wouldnt ya "Times Break" legitimate decent people gave ya if too Breaks Room Rest

..smoke a light in themselves lock people because cigarettes like smells bathroom The

..around blowing lot parking ya allver trash theres why know Ya

"Operation" your over looked Buisness "Consulting" the in was I If

..break smoke second no lunch Then

..Break Smoke minutes 15 a off come they before hours 4/3 ya run places other worked Ive

..lunch hour half and breaks smoke minute 10 2 ya give hours half 8 much so complain shouldnt I

 

[Uncle Birchy]

okay around screwing off sneaking crew ya half roughly have have wouldnt ya "Times Break" legitimate decent people gave ya if too Breaks Room Rest

..smoke a light in themselves lock people because cigarettes like smells bathroom The

..around blowing lot parking ya allver trash theres why know Ya

"Operation" your over looked Buisness "Consulting" the in was I If

..break smoke second no lunch Then

..Break Smoke minutes 15 a off come they before hours 4/3 ya run places other worked Ive

..lunch hour half and breaks smoke minute 10 2 ya give hours half 8 much so complain shouldnt I

That aint how I said it or typed it.

I dunno how ya came up with that @Duck but anybody else can see my actual posting if they look

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have roughly half ya crew sneaking off screwing around okay

My actual post before @Duck butchered it all up

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have roughly half ya crew sneaking off screwing around okay

My actual post before @Duck butchered it all up

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I shouldnt complain so much 8 half hours give ya 2 10 minute smoke breaks and half hour lunch..

Ive worked other places run ya 3/4 hours before they come off a 15 minutes Smoke Break..

Then lunch no second smoke break..

If I was in the "Consulting" Buisness looked over your "Operation"

Ya know why theres trash allver ya parking lot blowing around..

The bathroom smells like cigarettes because people lock themselves in light a smoke..

Rest Room Breaks too if ya gave people decent legitimate "Break Times" ya wouldnt have have roughly half ya crew sneaking off screwing around okay

My actual post before @Duck butchered it all up

To be fair "Old School" that crap did not fly either.

But "Today" the People and "Society" have "Changed" so much Today thats the "Rule" no expectations ya be happy they just showed up maybe acomplished "Something"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Awe heck I got one even better 4 ya ..

Back at the "Telemarketing" Office break was "Over" noe half the crew up the block at Arbys or the Mini-Mart..

The "Supervisor" got Really Mad that day and he was sick of smelling "Weed Smoke" around the office and infront of the building.

He blew his top off started "Screaming" ..

Then he realized I fire half the office thats half the $ales too..

So okay he came up with in a "Meeting" this is a "JOB" ya get "Paid" too this a Business not the Corner Bar or a Night Club its Make Calls get $ales

 

[Duck]

That aint how I said it or typed it.

I dunno how ya came up with that @Duck but anybody else can see my actual posting if they look

Yeah I was bored so I rewrote it backwards, starting from the bottom right.