Ontario Outlaw
Hozer Witta Hood
I was headed to grab a deck Friday morning to go somewhere, I forget. Dispatch called Friday morning. Said change everything you’re going to Hamilton to load for Virginia Beach.
Thinking I heard them wrong I said “What?”
Go to Hamilton. Load for Virginia Beach. Call us when loaded.
Holy crap they found a long run for me, 10-4!
Assholes and elbows we grabbed a deck and headed for Hamilton.
At the ports the security numbnuts said head for pier 15. I got turned around the sign pointed arrows for piers 11, 12 and 14. Well **** me then pier 15 must be thatta way.
Nope.
Pull over. Call the number on the rate con. Hello is Steve there, please? No. No, he retired almost three years ago.
Ok here’s Lydia, talk to her. Hi I’m in Hamilton trying to get loaded. Oh, you must be lost. Head to 511 Shoemaker ave....wait hold on, here’s Bob. Hi Bob.
Head for blah blah blah, turn right after the brewery can’t miss it.
Here we go again. Sure enough, find the brewery and the shipper is right there.
Get backed in and started loading with the crane. Cool. Buddy walks up to me. You want the good news or the bad news?
There ain’t no good news in trucking fella, I’ll take the bad news.
Good! I didn’t have any good news for you anyway! See that piece over there being welded up?
Yes.....
Well after it’s welded and painted it’s the last piece to load on your deck!!
**** around for another couple hours they finish painting it and it gets loaded.
Get the bills and customs paper work.
The address is Island number 1.
What the actual ****?
Thinking I heard them wrong I said “What?”
Go to Hamilton. Load for Virginia Beach. Call us when loaded.
Holy crap they found a long run for me, 10-4!
Assholes and elbows we grabbed a deck and headed for Hamilton.
At the ports the security numbnuts said head for pier 15. I got turned around the sign pointed arrows for piers 11, 12 and 14. Well **** me then pier 15 must be thatta way.
Nope.
Pull over. Call the number on the rate con. Hello is Steve there, please? No. No, he retired almost three years ago.
Ok here’s Lydia, talk to her. Hi I’m in Hamilton trying to get loaded. Oh, you must be lost. Head to 511 Shoemaker ave....wait hold on, here’s Bob. Hi Bob.
Head for blah blah blah, turn right after the brewery can’t miss it.
Here we go again. Sure enough, find the brewery and the shipper is right there.
Get backed in and started loading with the crane. Cool. Buddy walks up to me. You want the good news or the bad news?
There ain’t no good news in trucking fella, I’ll take the bad news.
Good! I didn’t have any good news for you anyway! See that piece over there being welded up?
Yes.....
Well after it’s welded and painted it’s the last piece to load on your deck!!
**** around for another couple hours they finish painting it and it gets loaded.
Get the bills and customs paper work.
The address is Island number 1.
What the actual ****?