Got The Freightliner Stuck In A Parking Lot Today

[Electric Chicken]

Back in my can hauling days I had a set of trains or as you guys call them doubles. It was snowing pretty hard and the place I was delivering to was not plowed so I was coming in pretty hot. Some jackass is yelling at me stop, stop.
So I stop. Now I am stuck.
Why did the guy that was another company driver stop me? Because two of them where stuck and they wanted me to know they were stuck.
Thanks jackass, that's why I was coming in hot so I wouldn't get stuck fucking retard!
It's Friday and I got a sure thing waiting for me at the bar.
Eventually I got out of there. Those two jackasses were still there.

Sure thing being Labatt?

 

[Electric Chicken]

I have told this one before but here goes again.
The docks are on uphill and it's snowy and icy. I would manage to spin the tires and climb my way up to the road only to be met with oncoming traffic and then I would slide back down the incline and repeat and repeat.

Sometimes it gets to the point that you have to laugh, because the only other option is to cry. Laughing is better.

The insanity laugh. BTDT. Like Joker without the acid burn.

 

[Rigjockey]

Sure thing being Labatt?

LaBlonde

 

[Electric Chicken]

LaBlonde

LaBottle.

 

[Rigjockey]

LaBottle.

LaBlonde with a La Cocaine habit.

 

[Electric Chicken]

LaBlonde with a La Cocaine habit.

LaJenny Curran